Why don't we make a film ?

[Elton Dong]

In a thread posted a while back Paul Jones (not of bass playing Zep fame)
offered a great package !



Why don't we all chip-in and and make a film !

The cost of a new dvd is anything from ?10 - ?30 if only 10 of us chip in ?30
were laughing !

I know their are other costs BBFC and stuff but we have the best support
and the great 'Your Choice' might even distribute it !

EVERYTHING WOULD BE DONE BY VOTE ie tital , type of sex,what's in it the script and jokes !
maybe if you pay more you could be at the shoot or in it !

I want to state that i dont want to hold on to the money we ask someone we trust ie, Lizard , jj , woody , magoo ...ect (of course we vote )
all profits could go to the running of BGAFD or to the next party! or another film and all you would get for your ?30 is a DVD copy and i chance to make british porn History !!
if we get more people involved we might be able to get a british superstar or two to be in it !

Come on we have the best porn in the world , lets stop talking about retro stuff and Make somthing we could all be proud of !

how about it ?

[eC]

Filmmaking by committee does not work - you only have to see the latest Hollywood blockbusters to see what happens when 20 writers are involved in a script.

[alec]

Thanks for thinking of contributing to the running of this site. However, apart from eC's valid point, my personal view is that people who visit the forum can get together to make a film if they like, but for reasons of avoidance of any possible hassle and keeping a low profile, it should have nothing to do with bgafd, apart from the participants initially 'meeting' each other here. People already sometimes leap to the wrong conclusion that we are a model agency. We don't want them leaping to the wrong conclusion that we make films as well.

[sandie]

yeah but the vote stuff would be interesting. what if a producer - namely me - were to send out a questionair to find out what most guys like most and then make a film with that info. maybe i could be a millionair then. but the question is...in mick handys terms-would it be worth it? would all u porn fans buy it???

[mutanthalibut]

Great Idea.....Email a questionaire to the forumites that don't hide their addy. I would think that people won't commit to purchase unless they know that what they want to see is in the film. Personally I'm getting so fed up with 90% of porn being so similiar I'm fast loosing interest. I turn most off after 10mins of fast forward. There's no tease, tittilation and turn on anymore, it's all meet, get naked, oral, vaginal, anal, blurt on face, see you later type stuff....boring.

So please follow through your idea and email a questionaire.

[Hitman]

Hmmmm! I like the sound of all the regular posters making a movie, If they were to input their ideas who knows we could come up with a monster of a movie, but with a low budget. What would be the ideal setting? what locations would the shoots be at and what models could they afford? I guess many of you out there have cameras so thats one problem solved.
I to would love to see more teasing in videos, not get your kitt off, oral, sex, cum shot...how boring. Still a great idea to make a movie...Just how many of us would it take to make this a reality?

[Caractacus]

Far too many for any meaningful consensus, I fear.

[buttsie]

How much to film Steve56 gettin a full BJ?

Any buyers?

If we all put in 3 pounds & Steve56 pays the rest

cheers
B....OZ

[Ace]

At least it should stop him posting here for all of 3 minutes!!!!!!!

[Elton Dong]

Thanks for the feedback guys , sorry if i implied the BGAFD too much Alec .

The Questionair is a fantastic idea Sandie, from a marketing point of view
what do British/BGAFD punters want ?

As for the voteing by comittee .. this would be hard if it was just one scene
but a film can be made up of many short scenes ...lets say three ?

I fully agree with mutanthalibut

'There's no tease, tittilation and turn on anymore '

but their can be and lots of it ,so what turns us on ?

Stocking's / big tit's / comedy stud !

what are the hidden costs ?

as Hitman puts it so well

'Just how many of us would it take to make this a reality'?

whats the worst that could happen ?

the film ends up in a bargin bin sale !