Non-Lookylikeys

[Caractacus]

There's always someone claiming that so-and-so is the spitting image of such and such, but there is one area where not even Mr Magoo (the cartoon character, not the ex-forumite) would see a resemblance: the film and TV stand-in. The guy in Plan Nine From Outer Space (Ed Wood's dentist pretending to be Bela Lugosi) with the Dracula cloak was bad enough, but no one ever looked less like the original than Patrick Macnee's stunt "double" in The Avengers---except maybe Roger Moore's in The Saint and the Bond movies (in both cases suddenly someone that can barely stand up straight is transformed into a dynamic fighting machine).

Any other suggestions?

[buttsie]

I can reliably inform you Magoo is not an ex-forumite...just snowed under with work.


Leslie Nielsen in Spyhard-exceptional biceps



cheers
B....OZ Unproductive As Usual

[Ace]

I recommend this brilliant film featuring Johnny Depp to all forumites. Im sure Caractacus will join me in telling you just how good this film is.

[Caractacus]

Class movie, Ace. I particularly liked how Sarah Jessica Parker was referred to as horse-face in it.

And thanks to Buttsie with regard to Magoo.

[buttsie]

I'd tell you about the other missing BGAFD celebrities but i've been sworn to secrecy with the threat of ex-communication hanging over my head

cheers
B....OZ

[Caractacus]

No worries, mate.

[buttsie]

Anytime

Another rumor I heard was Lizard is busy training the Buffalo(named Bullwinkle) to pull the solid gold rickshaw.The small village answer to horse drawn carriages

Apparently if the buffalo can't earn its keep...its outta there

cheers
B....OZ

[Caractacus]

The mental image conjured up is hilarious.

[buttsie]

Just picture a Lizard in full green body armor(like kermit the frog) sitting just behind the horns with whip in hand

While the practice newly wedded couple Magoo & JJ sit precariously poised in the solid gold rickshaw praying for divine help

The saw the whip he uses to keep Miss Piggy under control...fear no he's in control

They don't call him El Liz for nothing-ex-conquistador

cheers
B....OZ

[Caractacus]

From now on, I read anything from Lizard with a Kermit voice running in my head.