which reminds me
i chatted up two women in a bar once. They turn out to be Siamese twins, and they came back to chez moi.
i shagged the fist one, and then went to work on the other. i thought the first one might get bored watching, so i asked her what she'd like to do. She says, "Is that a trombone in the corner? I'd love to play your trombone." So she played it while i made love to her sister.
A few weeks later, the girls are walking past my mansion. One of the girls says, "Let's stop up and see the duke." The other girl says, " do you think he'll remember us?"
siamese twins die
-
the duke
Re: siamese twins die
you know they wanted to come to england,it would be the only time the one on the right could drive.
-
the duke
Re: siamese twins die
it could have been worse imagine if you will your siamese twin brother is gay and you only have one arsehole
-
The Fop
Re: siamese twins die
Gentlemen, is this a suitable topic for levity? Just cos they were Siamese twins (and, indeed, foreign - gasp!) doesn't make their plight any less tragic. I for one am very sorry the operation didn't work out.
-
the duke
Re: siamese twins die
steve have a look at this old chap before all the knockers have a pop at you
-
steve56
Re: siamese twins die
yes i admit its very sad but where do you draw the line,we had the boat people over in 78,idi amins refugees in 72 cant tell me they were all on the housing list,just jumped the que.
-
The Fop
Re: siamese twins die
Apart from anything else, I fail to see what any of this this has to do with immigration. The unfortunate young ladies both wanted to carve out careers for themselves in their native Iran, not sponge off another country's welfare system.
I imagine the Duke was joking about their wanting to come here, but I'm afraid Steve you missed it (surprise surprise).
I imagine the Duke was joking about their wanting to come here, but I'm afraid Steve you missed it (surprise surprise).