FAO: TopShelfBlue

[Knave Editor]

aahhhhhhhhh... the sweet smell of Chipmas... deep breaths... inhale... aaahhhh. Enjoying it while we can...

[Leighton Purpose]

Surely you could just bottle the smell and flog it under the 'Morty' label?

[Mayfair & MensWorld]

Morty: The Scene For Men. Only available from The Golden Plaice, Colchester.

[The Fop]

Erm, was that a Freudian slip or a typo?

Surely a whole range of different scents could be marketed under the Morty brand. Not sure I'd want to buy many of them, mind.

[Leighton Purpose]

Morty-brand hot battered sausage, per chance?

Sorry

[Mayfair & MensWorld]

I know he used to wear the Stench Of Depression when he worked in Witham, but he had to stop wearing that because it wasn't financially viable... Now shoo! Shoo! Move away from the sandwich van, all of you!

[Cop Fop]

That's right - put down the sandwich and move away from the vehicle!

[Knave Editor]

You guys!
It's actually really great here, it really is. The fact that I'm writing this at 5pm on a Friday afternoon has got nothing to do with it?