Cockney Rhyming Slang

[Bob Spunkhouse]

Quite fun for a few minutes...

[steve56]

almost chas n dave/2 ronnies,good stuff.

[steve56]

so now i know wat up the elephant and castle meant with jim davidson.

[Ivan Erection]

Me and my bird are going out tonight so might need a pack of 2 ronnies.Take a Derek Nimmo up the west end.Has a dog and bone on the inside!Hope i can sit down alright.My rockford files are acting up around my deaf and dumb.I dont want the quack looking at it-i think hes a bit stoke on trent.Dont want him poking round my swiss roll.

Ive been watching too much only fools and horses

I had to laugh on the bill once when one of the middle aged coppers said"It looks like you were Pete Tong doesnt it!"Didnt know 50 year old cops like radio 1.