keith chegwin

[derek]

Big Breakfast running down the street shouting "Wake up you beggars, it's Cheggars" Classic tv.

I think he means take her up the a$$?

[steve56]

hes janice longs brother but i think you all knew that one.

[Uncle Vulgaria]

Alcoholic? But surely Cheggers can't be Boozers!

[derek]

lol - very good Unc.

[steve56]

like it,like it

[Elton Dong]

Cheers derek great expression that !

[Ace]

'Kick her back doors in' is another term for anal sex
Get her to 'smoke yer bloke' is another term for a blow job.
Crude, but funny

[Elton Dong]

'Kick her back doors in'

I like it Ace .....iam off down the Booze tonight armed with that one !

and 'Fell out of ugly tree, hitting every branch on way down'

[The Healer]

Is well up on my list of people who should be extradited to the South Pole!!
Bring on Cilla, Les Dennis and Dale Winton.

[steve56]

as long as cilla dont sing there be an avalanche otherwise.