willy wonka remade?

[steve56]

heard a rumour that chris walken is going to be in the remake of willy wonka etc,wonder if will be a thriller wen you think of it they could make it xciting as chris takes hostages in the factory or poisons the chocs they could have sharon stone naked but with choc stains on her tits and bum and steve 56 will be the hero to save her from that wicked chris,but not before i lick the chocolate off

[Elton Dong]

You might make an Um-pa-lum-pa !

[the duke]

i cant wait

steven if you were a superhero (steve56man) what would your costume be like and what special powers would you have?

[Elton Dong]

Spandex all the way !

with the power to remember ......

.......what he had for dinner on wednessday 6 years ago !

[Uncle Vulgaria]

He could annoy whole buildings with a single post.

[Ace]

Bore 'em to death with senseless posts.

[the duke]

mmmmm chicken kievs

steve56man has to wear his pants on the outside but they would have the texture of a fresh popadom.he would leave a green vapour trail which would render anyone who smelt it incapable of talking about anything apart from 60/70s music.

[Caractacus]

Given that this thread started with a Roald Dahl reference, I'd like to put forward an idea for a TV show.

Cue music box score and silhouetted dancing girl as the title comes up:

Roald 56's Tales Of The 'Bloody Hell How Did That Happen' Unexpected

This week, how to get from "Who is your favourite newsreader?" to "How I was the sixth member of Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Tich" in one post.

[steve56]

dave dees a jp now,he sure can still bend it though and hold tight.

[Elton Dong]

a bit like Peter Cook's 'Tales of the much as we expected' !