Who Do I thank??????????????

[MacGroyn Indahouse]

Yo, yo, yo...fing on string innit.
check dis
me az got sum nooz for u homes, me surched da dickshunairy an foun dat hexplanashun seen.
it ses dat de kloaka is da draynij fing aaii.
an dat it cum from dem battybwoyz dat wor skyrts in da holden dayz. dem wer cald ro manz and dem chuck peeple 2 da lyons an wach dem get mash up.
don disrispek my hedukayshun ya bumbaclaat

[Lord Tosser of SA]

I say Holden old chap. I was saying to the gents at the Johanesburg Country Club that you appear to have come over all blick. Dont get me wrong I do like the blicks. They have good rythmn and are fantastic at sports. I mean I am hardly a racist seeing as how my cleaner is blick. And I liked Barry Shite and he was a blick. And Billy "get into my car" Ocean is in my record collection. And he was also blick. Elton "Bum You Into Next Week" John isnt blick and neither is Phil "Shoot Me With A Big Old Gun" Collins.

I like UB40 as much as the next man. Even if the next man is a kaffir. I wrote to Ali Cambell suggesting they painted certain members of the band white. Not that I am a racist!!! But Norman Hassan and Astro were spoiling the colour scheme

If anyone is wondering what brought this on its cos I got served by a South African in a shop today and I could not believe the racist stuff he was spouting. I fucking hate racism and that white South African muppet added to my beliefs. Apparently he is exempt from the moans of the anti immigrant brigade cos he is white.

[Nelson ManGroyna]

Is it cos I is black?

Actually, there's a cafe down the road that always has da big boaras in it.
I was shocked to buggery at the crap they came out with.
Called them all kinds of cunt and felt like telling THEM to go back to their own country. See how nice it feels to be on the recieving end.
Odd coincidence, but they also felt exempt as they were white!
Uhhh southern logic.

I ask myself if we really are in the 21st Century when we have such blatant ignorant racists still breathing the same fresh air.

[magoo (mental)]

Sorry Holden I just realised that my last rant left you with nowhere to go.

Start here home boy. I is Ok wif dat stuff.

[Holden MacGroyn]

Naah too late.
I've lost my train....
It's about now that S56 pops up and says "I was on a train once coming back from a gig in Sleepsville where I went to see an old 60's group called Iron Plimpsole, do you remember them Ace"....

[magoo]

At which point Ace will reply by denying he ever met Steve.

[Holden MacGroyn]

At which point, I will have to remind him of this...

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Check out Steve's "Er uh huh huh...er..hey baby" look.
You stud Steve, you total stud.
Ace looks like he's got no neck. Either that or he's related to Sandie Toksvig

[magoo]

Ah yes the famous The Good, The Bad and The Ugly scene.

Well done to Ace for trying not to be horrified by Steves tit groping antics. And well done to Violet for not slapping Steve.

[magoo]

You know what Holden? Your right. Steve is a clone of Beavis. Huh, huh, he said Holden McGroyn.......Thats cool.....huh, huh......