M. Thorn & Carpet Monster from Big Brekkie

[Holden MacGroyn]

Aah TBB. What a novel show. See how the ginger slag graced our screens in a "Look! I can throw things about to show how really zany I am!" and those 2 stinking, mouldy socks, Zig & Zag with their wonderfully fine tuned voices singing "Dem Girlz", a fine piece of work by Simon Cowell. To see that stain on society, Bob Geldoff who I totally blame Michael Hutchence topping himself, interviewing top politicians in his "but we need answers in your face" way, that bordered stupid beyond belief and shit to the extreme. To see Paula giving Michael the blatant "Come fuck me now" look in that interview.
But then the revival, when Mark Little came on board with his Aussie charm & wit, and the fall when the skinny 4 eyed twat whose name I can't remember turned up and the when Johnny Vaughn appeared and I wet myself laughing, and then the brain dead halfwit Kelly Brook having problems pronouncing longs words like "Hello" & "Scunthorpe".....the lovely rotund Liza Tarbuck, then the stupid moron attention seeking Geordie bird or was she a Maccum, Donna Airhead....

For a while Magoo, The Big Breakfast ruled.
Then it stunk, then it ruled, then it stunk, then it ruled. A kind of drift to the left, then the right, then the left and then back to the right.....and that's how your mum drives that is.

[Bronson Lee]

Well you Guys are just taking the piss ......!

but i really miss 'From me Shed son' with trevor Bayliss !

[Holden MacGroyn]

Feels strange to be up early as opposed to being awake late!.....sarky bastard.
Spent the whole day house hunting. Found a place, looks nice blah de blah.

Anyway...Sharron Davies. What a babe. Always fancied her something rotten, but not half as much as Suzanne Dando.

I remember the whole minge flashing bit. She used to do it quite a lot. Nowhere near as bad as that pointy chinned horny bint, Amanda Byram. Phwoar....and all that bollocks.

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By the way, you've already used that Stringfellow cuss so I win this round bucko!

[goldenballs]

well, whatever happens i just hope that Michelle decides against the agent's advice and continues in her porn career. it would be a shame if she packed it in.

[B.X.]

lets be honest, no amount of you gents apologising for it, will ever make the big breakfast watchable. i actually had a party when it finished, peice of shit it was.