Rude Bwoyz & Swanley Wankers

[Holden MacGroyn]

Made me laugh anyway!
Here's some more.

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[Ace]

EXCELLENT Holden.......got anything on Bexleyheath cocksuckers?

[steve56]

really,i must investigate

[Wink Wink]

Sounds just like where I live! God some of the w*****s I see around town, saw some bloke trying to start a fight the other day just cos he thought some guy was laughting at him. He said he could have him shot. I thought what a tosser!

[Holden MacGroyn]

How's that for a starters matey?
Went out with a girl from Charlton for 4 and a half years. What a fucking nasty little pikey place full of wankers called Swayley.

[steve56]

you think im funny wats so f#funny true to life then eh!wink wink,goodfellas

[Wink Wink]

These are classic Holden...........cheered me up no end..........was feeling depressed until I read these.

Cheers mate.

[Holden MacGroyn]

Where you from Steve?
Please don't say Swanley or Bexley or any of that south east London bollocks!!!

In the years I went out with my ex, I slapped so many tossers down there it was unreal.
They gave me a hard time for being an East End boy!

The amount of times some bandy slag would say, "I know people from the Old Kent Road". I'd be like "That's the cheapest fucking shithole on a monopoly board you cunt" and rip a wing mirror off of their MK 2 Escort with Cherry Bomb ringers.

Bastards.
Or it was, "I'm in with the Arnolds" blah blah fucking bollocks blah.

[steve56]

im from west london paddington did a search but zilch?

[Holden MacGroyn]

Paddington!!
I went to school over that way.
Maida Vale & then on to a school in Paddington.