John Holmes - Alive & Kicking?

[Shaun (the original and best)]

He was when he served me in Comet yesterday.

[richard]

did he tell you about his gay film exploits?

[Shaun (the original and best)]

no, just checked my signature on the receipt againgst my card, but he was sitting a little awkwardly.

[Heywood jablowmeoff]

Liked you then did he ?

[jj the zombie]

You'd be sitting a little awkwardly if you were one of the Undead.
People just don't know how we suffer.......what with bits falling off all the time, and all those incantations.