TimeMachine.....

[Bronson Lee]

I found a Time Machine in cash converters the other day ........

i went back to 1971.........found out were they were making

'No sex please were British'

and shagged Margret Noland and Valere Leon .......

what a great night of wobblie big tit sex i had with both these sexy ladies !

if i lend you my timemachine when and where would you go back to ?

[Ace]

You realise every other post on this thread will be a Steve56 post?

[steve56]

1969 for starters.

[Paul L]

1992 so I don't make that horrendous mistake of marrying the bitch that has now got my house and all my worldly goods (except for the CD collection and even then the cow kept all the good ones!!)

But I'm not that bitter!!

[Bronson Lee]

LOL................Paul L ...... good one

Ace ....your so right about the 56

come on Steve 1969 !!!!????? who would you shag though ?

Sonia ? or Fatima Witbread ?

i know who my moneys on ........

[Pervert]

It'd be nice to think I'd do something useful with it, nipping into the past to top Hitler, Stalin, Amin, Hussein, Pol Pot, Thatcher etc before they came to power....

Or solving historical mysteries by showing up at Dallas to see who really shot Kennedy, for example....

Or preventing mass murderers like Shipman, Sutcliffe, Brady etc from hurting anyone.

Sadly, though, I'd probably end up sneaking back to ogle Lady Godiva's threepenny bits

[Ace]

I'd like to go back to the first ever Lottery Rollover with those numbers.
Greedy? You fucking bet i would be!!

[Pervert]

Why waste it, Ace?

There were a couple of double rollovers.

[Ace]

I believe you caractacus, but the VERY first was won by an Asian bloke whos community disowned him because Muslims can't gamble. The bastard won ?18m+ if I remember. That would do me.

[Lizard]

Id go back to the stoneage, as fred flintstone, then I,d get to shag Wilmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.