Radio Ga -ga

[Lizard]

Got a digital radio, cost a ton and it,s the bollocks, fuckin unbelievable range of music, summat for all, even 56!, yes a 24hr Des o connor, dedicated music channel and various other dead celebs, just heard juke box hero, Foriegner- 'kin' priceless.
Get One!

Liz

[Bronson Lee]

I was staying at a hotel in france (without Carol)

I had a great nights sleep and then in the morning a tasty french bird

dressed as a sexy maid came in my room with a hot Cupper !

rolled back the sheets to the bed i was in and gave me a fantastic Blowjob

well i thought ......thats nice !

the next day the same thing happened .....amazing !

so on my last day i told the Manager .....

'Every morning your maid brought me a cupper and rolled back the sheets and gave me a blowjob ......do i need to pay extra'?

'No Elton' he said

'the price of the room includes a Goblin Teasmaid'

boom boom

[Lizard]

I,m not sure about your story Elt, call me an old cynic, but I sometimes think you make these things up, just to sound more 'windswept and interesting'
I was stayed at the 'Hatfield travel lodge' (with Carol) and I asked her if she fancied summat to eat! "there,s a little chef next door I said" what the fuck would I want with one of those she cried! 'I dont need no little chef, I need a cook with a cock the size of Southport pier, anyway I sweet talked her into polishing me knob with her dentures, and took her to Mc Donalds for a 1/4 pounder! she always seems content with one of those in her mouth.......

[Deuce Bigolo]

Juke box hero

Dirty White Boy & Hotblooded can't be too far away

What radio station would play these classics?...Pirate Radio behind the disguise of your Local Internet Cafe

cheers
B....OZ Bollocks is me Middle name

[Bronson Lee]

I think youve hit the nail buttsie ....lol

its all starting to sound like 'The man from Uncle'

Carol went out with a bloke that looked like ' Illya Kuryakin '
and she got thrush !!!

[steve56]

ah so thats why napoleons solo.

[Pervert]

Good God---Steve in excellent joke shocker!

[Bronson Lee]

I bet he wears an eye patch and bandana when hes on air

....and pretends to have a parrot ......... or is that John Mason ...ummmm