I Regret To Inform You.....

[Holden MacGroyn]

That Magoo will not be joining us tonite as the thieving Geordie has been done for stealing the radio out of an old Mark 2 Escort.
Geordie cops caught him trying to climb in thru the sun roof and gave him a severe kicking.
Currently he is in some dodgy, ropey, piss stained cell in Ant&Decsville.
He used his one & only call to phone me up and do some "Your mum" style rant.


To show Mags how much you love him, please start a "FREE THE GEORDIE 1" campaign.

[Pervert]

Oh the shame! A Mark 2 Escort.

[Holden MacGroyn]

Oh did I forget to mention, it was his mum's?

[Pervert]

Does anyone remember the Wembley Mandela concert late 1980s, when he was still in stir? Wembley Live AId style concert, Whitney Houston taking a strop when the crowd started chanting "Get your tits out for the lads!", and best of all was Harry Enfield as the Geordie Bugger-All Money saying he'd only come along for his free Nelson Mandela.

Don't know why speaking about Magoo made me think about that.

[Holden MacGroyn]

No, no, no Maggers, you can't use the same cuss on me!
That's not clever.
I already said your mum drives a Mk II Escort. You can't then say "It's an XR3i like your mums."
That doesn't work! It's like suggesting both of our mums have the exact same car.
....erm....I can spot a big flaw here.

[Ace]

I'd rather have a knackered Mk2 ford escort with a Paddy Hopkirk Full Body Styling Kit, 'Nightrider' style Disco Stop Lights, Split 45 Weber Carburetors x4, Scorpion Talking Alarm, and a Chromium plated Mock Twin Exhaust Extention than that 2 wheel excuse for a bike you have Holden!!

[Lizard]

Will you boys please get a room!!, all this talk of ford escorts in the family doesn,t fool anyone here! the nearest both of you have ever come to a ford escort, is being allowed to look at a picture of a 10 year old one, and you know it! Holden dont wind Maggs up, he,s an enormous Geordie pie eating bruiser, capable of knocking you out with his spit, he drinks copious amounts of iron bru.....nuff said, as far as transport goes, we are all aware of Holdens 3 wheel skateboard with no platform, or wheel bearings, and Magoo,s only encounter with transport was being twatted by a bus when he was a nipper (still hard as nails then) he bounced of it and the bus was written off....

[Lizard]

I think Elton can help you out there ace! as long as you dont mind bags of shite on the back seat, a nodding cow, and a.....dare I say it!!! Everton sticker in the window...aaarrrrrgghhhhhhh

[Holden MacGroyn]

Aaahh but can you do wheelies in it matey?
Didn't think so.
Chances are that if you was to hit a bump, the front axle would detach itself from the chasis and you'd be left with a no wheel drive.
Anyway, how's your bird?
How come you haven't been done for taking the law into your own hands?