Heeeeeeeellllllllllllloooooooooooooo!
Sorry I've been away a few things going on in my life on the personnel front - and due to this my website is off for the time being! sorry - as soon as everything is sorted i'll be back AGAIN! - always causing trouble.
Anyway I'm back on the forum to cause more trouble - I need a bit of a giggle - so Magoo hows the food fetish - is it still Beans or custard - mmmmmm jelly please - Like you I love my cravings - JJ hows that bread making factory! Buttsie - hows the clowns outfit doing down under! Marcus are you still drunk HA ha!
Phil brilliant news well done to Violet - just read the thread on her winning the a ward - Good to see the british girls bringing home the trophys - ITS BRILLIANT - I think Bev Cocks looks fantastic on those photos woodgnome posted!
Anyway just wanted to say Hi I'm OK - just can't wait to getting back and doing some porn!
Speak Later Lots of love Han c xxxxxxxxx
wheres my beans!
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buttsie Oz Clown
Re: wheres my beans!
Welcome back Hannah C good to know you're alive and kicking.
By personnel front do you mean you've set up a JoB recruiting company.If you need a couple of clowns you've come to the right place.
As for the Clowns outfit it fits perfectly, as does JJ's(two ring circus on the way).
Still trying to convince Magoo to join(contract dispute) but he wants it smothered in beans/custard/Jelly and of course he wants to be the Ringmaster.(3 ring Circus is just around the corner).
Pity about your site but we the faithful will remain vigilant for its return.
All joking aside hope things on the personal front improve.
cheers
Buttsie
South...Australia
By personnel front do you mean you've set up a JoB recruiting company.If you need a couple of clowns you've come to the right place.
As for the Clowns outfit it fits perfectly, as does JJ's(two ring circus on the way).
Still trying to convince Magoo to join(contract dispute) but he wants it smothered in beans/custard/Jelly and of course he wants to be the Ringmaster.(3 ring Circus is just around the corner).
Pity about your site but we the faithful will remain vigilant for its return.
All joking aside hope things on the personal front improve.
cheers
Buttsie
South...Australia
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magoo
Re: wheres my beans!
Glad to see you back Hannah. We have missed your wacky sense of humour. I was worried incase you had slipped on some custard getting out of the bath and hurt yourself. I hope the personal things are all sorted out soon. And then you can get back to your bath of beans. Now jelly is a great idea. What flavour? I vote for lime flavour please. Or baked bean flavour jelly. Nice!
Let us know when the sites back up because I still have not seen your latest stuff.
Buttsie my membership application is being emailed to you. So I look forward to being a member of the three ring circus. I vote that Hannah should be made our honourary president because she often talks about clowns and apparently the wheels keep falling off her car when she goes to the shops to stock up on custard, beans, jelly and Big Cotton Belly-Warmers.
Let us know when the sites back up because I still have not seen your latest stuff.
Buttsie my membership application is being emailed to you. So I look forward to being a member of the three ring circus. I vote that Hannah should be made our honourary president because she often talks about clowns and apparently the wheels keep falling off her car when she goes to the shops to stock up on custard, beans, jelly and Big Cotton Belly-Warmers.
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buttsie Oz Clown
Re: wheres my beans!
Magoo membership granted.
Will have to call an general meeting of the two ring circus to re write the constitution(Two too Three ring circus).
First item to discuss,HannaH becoming President
All thoughs in favoure aye,aye,aye motioned passed.
Now who wants refreshments Beans for Magoo,Bread For JJ and Red Wine for Buttsie.
Its a big step letting a Woman assume control(but a nice one).
Democracy at work what a beautiful thing.
cheers
Buttsie
Oz...tralia
Ps her car wheels keep falling off,I suppose you're suggesting we should carry her everywhere on the throne(looks like we need another Clown)
Will have to call an general meeting of the two ring circus to re write the constitution(Two too Three ring circus).
First item to discuss,HannaH becoming President
All thoughs in favoure aye,aye,aye motioned passed.
Now who wants refreshments Beans for Magoo,Bread For JJ and Red Wine for Buttsie.
Its a big step letting a Woman assume control(but a nice one).
Democracy at work what a beautiful thing.
cheers
Buttsie
Oz...tralia
Ps her car wheels keep falling off,I suppose you're suggesting we should carry her everywhere on the throne(looks like we need another Clown)
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jj relieved
Re: wheres my beans!
Glad to see you back in the Land of the Living, sense of humour intact. Keep smiling.
Perhaps now M will stop mailing me about Big Pants.
Have done a statue of you made out of my finest dough, and offered it to the Tate Modern.
Where do you get the square tyres for the Bananamobile?
Off to practice me juggling (keep dropping me balls, you see).
Perhaps now M will stop mailing me about Big Pants.
Have done a statue of you made out of my finest dough, and offered it to the Tate Modern.
Where do you get the square tyres for the Bananamobile?
Off to practice me juggling (keep dropping me balls, you see).
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buttsie Oz Clown
Re: wheres my beans!
Be easier juggling beans now wouldn't it?
cheers
Leslie Nielsen
Police Squad
cheers
Leslie Nielsen
Police Squad
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han c
Re: wheres my beans!
Hi - first of all I have to correct my spelling as Buttsie most kindly pointed out - personal not personnel - well actually I am having 'personnel problems I'm now trying to decide which other Clown I can employ to help carry me around - as again Buttsies right we do need another clown - well eating all those beans, jelly and bread high carb diet - my pants are so big that I probably need to employ every buggar that writes on this forum - so all extra clowns apply within!
JJ I must see this art exhibit - interesting - mmmm hope you got the lower section right - its certainly out growing my top half - that bloody Magoo got me on that beans and custard diet - my arse has since never recovered hence me now wearing BIG PANTS! ha ha.
I've missed the forum loads - I've had do a lot of catching up - all the arguements debates - all the bollockings things never change but thats why I love the forum so much!
Mr T even bollocked another Mr T how cool - he still has that fetish with those wigs!
Anyway I'm still in good spirits and my sense of humour is still the same even though all those additives and e numbers have sent me a little mad!(JELLY) to high in sugar!
lots of love to you all my clowns - how I love the circus!
and custard pies! mmmmm so does Magoo!
Love han .
JJ I must see this art exhibit - interesting - mmmm hope you got the lower section right - its certainly out growing my top half - that bloody Magoo got me on that beans and custard diet - my arse has since never recovered hence me now wearing BIG PANTS! ha ha.
I've missed the forum loads - I've had do a lot of catching up - all the arguements debates - all the bollockings things never change but thats why I love the forum so much!
Mr T even bollocked another Mr T how cool - he still has that fetish with those wigs!
Anyway I'm still in good spirits and my sense of humour is still the same even though all those additives and e numbers have sent me a little mad!(JELLY) to high in sugar!
lots of love to you all my clowns - how I love the circus!
and custard pies! mmmmm so does Magoo!
Love han .
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jj
Re: wheres my beans!
A bigger Han? More of you to admire, then.
Glad to see your personal probs are now only personnel ones.
Dough sculpture: am good at pussies (wouldn't you know), but can't do faces, so you might not feel too flattered. Still, Van Gogh couldn't do hands, either.
Juggling with beans no good, the sauce gets in all me cracks. Now, where's me loofah?
Glad to see your personal probs are now only personnel ones.
Dough sculpture: am good at pussies (wouldn't you know), but can't do faces, so you might not feel too flattered. Still, Van Gogh couldn't do hands, either.
Juggling with beans no good, the sauce gets in all me cracks. Now, where's me loofah?
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buttsie Oz Clown
Re: wheres my beans!
Got to give it Hannah you've got a way with words(spelling aside-I keep a jj handy( I meant Dictionary)but thats just the English language f...cked)
Auditions for the fourth clown open today,
Who need apply,someone with honour,integrity,balls just to even out the group and not to mention a lover of beans and bread and Big pants(Tim from the Goodies),mumblings of an old man once again.
Nothing wrong with the high carb diet(except the methane,light them at your peril,afterburner,once set fire to a tent while inside) you can imagine what happens when a cow... and you light it....flamethrower.
I think big pants are cool,square wheels are in,good things come in small packages,if your ass is big I'm DS and proud of it.
cheers
Buttsie
oz....tralia
Auditions for the fourth clown open today,
Who need apply,someone with honour,integrity,balls just to even out the group and not to mention a lover of beans and bread and Big pants(Tim from the Goodies),mumblings of an old man once again.
Nothing wrong with the high carb diet(except the methane,light them at your peril,afterburner,once set fire to a tent while inside) you can imagine what happens when a cow... and you light it....flamethrower.
I think big pants are cool,square wheels are in,good things come in small packages,if your ass is big I'm DS and proud of it.
cheers
Buttsie
oz....tralia