Bag 'o' Shite........

[Bronson Lee]

2 friends of mine got summer jobs......(i kid you not)

both are training to be Archaeological types at uni........

the new summer job consisted of looking after a small visitor centre and car park on a National trust moorland site ........

An easy and boring job .....they thought .........

so everything was going ok ....except one of them had to clear the car park
of rubbish once a day in the morning .........

yeah yeah so what ?

Every day the person clearing the car park would find 3 or more plastic shopping bags full of shit ......er ....human shit !!!!!!
left laying around the car park and in the bins !!!!!!

This went on for 2 weeks untill the Centre Manager paid a visit and asked was everything going ok ?

Well said my mate ....fine but every day i find plastic shopping bags full of shit left in the car park

'oh that' .......said the Manager
'Its just the Gay community round hear they have a shit before sex to make entry easy' !! and leave it in the plastic bags !!!!!

What a job .......(well what a lot of big jobs)

why am I tell you this ....well it made me laugh

[Lizard]

You should choose your friends more carefully Elt, but nothing wrong really Carol likes to 'log off' before anal, gets rid of toxins she says!! me! I,m not so sure, I dont like to even imagine her taking a dump, shes far too wholesome.
So! when do you start work at the park? be sure to wear your marigolds,lol.........

[IdolDroog]

what the fuck ?! ok so im no experienced guy and im not gay but how the fuck does that work? idve assumed that the smell of fucking another guy up the ass would be a lil bit shit-like neway let alone straight after taking a crap! god it must be like throwing up gagging from the smell, and the crap all over ur nob....yeh im sounding hilariously inexperienced now

[Bronson Lee]

I agree with you IdolDroog ...i was gaging just thinking about it !

Its funny in a way ....

there is a park in Liverpool (no way its all slums) and you cant use the bogs
because a lot of gay men enjoy sex in them !
.......... i dont give a shit (scuse the pun)about them as i prefer to piss behind a tree any day (what a hippy)

but this bloke had taken his kid in for a dump ...... and got really upset by the sounds being made in one or two of the toilets and even more upset by a bloke giveing another bloke a blow job in full view with the bog door open ! all three bogs were being used for gay sex ..... and his kid couldnt have a dump !!!!! .....the man went balistic......but thats another story...

Ive got nothing against Gays .....

....in fact i wish i could have casual hetro sex as easily ......but i still wouldnt want to shagg in a place that STINKS of PISS !!!!!! would you ?

[Lizard]

Elton! Iv,e looked this practice up in Carols sex manual, it,s known as 'scousing' and apparently it,s a Liverpool thing, what can I say? park life.
Seriously, how come the Authorities dont stop it?, if your dog shit the street youd end up in clink, if you didn,t take it away(thats why I dont have a dog)
sound fuckin disgusting, fuckin animals.....

Vowel please Carol....aaarghhhhhhhhhhhh.....not that one!

[Bronson Lee]

'I am a bit puzzled here' said Magoo


leave that sun crossword alone ......

no its not the smell ............ the having a shit first must work as an enema
and clean them out !
its the leaving it a plastic bag for someone else to sort out that i dislike..
though it is funny when a friend has to do the clearing up ,,,,,,

[Bronson Lee]

When Carol gave me our first blowjob .......she spat my wad it into a little box and carries it everywhere she gos ....sometimes she shows it to people in the street ...calls it her lucky shot

I got a right cob on when she started sticking bits of shed skin in there too

uggggggggg the though of our respective body parts stuck together in that box Liz ......its just too gay .........

[Deuce Bigolo]

What ever the reasoning they're no better than animals IMO

Whats wrong with doing the deed,then doing the business and then cleaning it up

cheers
B....OZ

[Bronson Lee]

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its that evil coffee porn again !!!