Magoo, that does suprise me. I thought people in your neck of the woods imagined they were dining on fine fish cuisine with a pot of crab paste or those nasty fish sticks that my cats turn their nose up at!!
Seriously, they did mix well, share schools etc and never any trouble with them, even out on the lash with them. Great blokes
Nice story
Re: Nice story
The West London of my youth is now on dvd
I've met the man on the street............and he's a cunt
I've met the man on the street............and he's a cunt
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Re: Nice story
Ace is anyone Veggie in the army ? or are you not let in if you
'dont eat your meat how can you have any pudding'
sort of thing...........?
the Strangest thing ive ever seen in Liverpool !!!
A petrol station that is half an indian take away (what half a chicken balti)
no it really had large pots of curry on sale in a texaco petrol station !!!!
'dont eat your meat how can you have any pudding'
sort of thing...........?
the Strangest thing ive ever seen in Liverpool !!!
A petrol station that is half an indian take away (what half a chicken balti)
no it really had large pots of curry on sale in a texaco petrol station !!!!
Paradise is for the blessed. Not the sex-obsessed.
Re: Nice story
I bet it,s called the Texaco Raj Tandoori, eh Elt, do they still sell those flowers nicked from peoples gardens? you know the ones you buy for Carol-they look great in the car on the way home, then the moment they cross your doorstep they die! Magoo,s fish fetish is a bit worrying, I,m a processed fish man me self, I cant eat anything that looks back at me from the plate, I once went into a very exclusive fish restaraunt in Brixham (Devon) and they recommended lemon sole, when it arrived it still had the head and tail on, it was staring at me from it,s position on the plate, I swear to god it had cataracts, it,s eyes were the size of Carols nipples.....
neddless to say it made the long trip back to the kitchen, and I had a steak, my G/F called me a heathen, I called it playing safe.....
neddless to say it made the long trip back to the kitchen, and I had a steak, my G/F called me a heathen, I called it playing safe.....
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Magoo likes a little fishy on a little dishy
When his boat come in !!! strange i never knew they had docks in Harrogate !
check out the words to this Geordie classic .......
Come here, maw little Jacky,
Now aw've smoked mi backy,
Let's hev a bit o' cracky,
Till the boat comes in.
Chorus:
Dance ti' thy daddy, sing ti' thy mammy,
Dance ti' thy daddy, ti' thy mammy sing;
Thou shall hev a fishy on a little dishy,
Thou shall hev a fishy when the boat comes in
I have not changed a word ! they've been off their tits for years ...
howay man !
check out the words to this Geordie classic .......
Come here, maw little Jacky,
Now aw've smoked mi backy,
Let's hev a bit o' cracky,
Till the boat comes in.
Chorus:
Dance ti' thy daddy, sing ti' thy mammy,
Dance ti' thy daddy, ti' thy mammy sing;
Thou shall hev a fishy on a little dishy,
Thou shall hev a fishy when the boat comes in
I have not changed a word ! they've been off their tits for years ...
howay man !
Paradise is for the blessed. Not the sex-obsessed.
Re: Magoo likes a little fishy on a little dishy
lol..... I bet stevie has a cover version of that, by smokey robinson, or iron maiden....
....Come here, yer little fucka Jacky,
Now aw've smoked some crack backy,
Let's hev a bit more cracky,
Till the chuffin boat comes in.
Chorus:
Dance tio the fuckin daddy, sing to the fuckin mammy,
Dance to the fuckin daddy, till the mothers sing;
Thou shall cop a fishy on a little dishy,
Thou shall cop a fishy when the twattin boat comes in (van-halen riff)
then first verse again!
....Come here, yer little fucka Jacky,
Now aw've smoked some crack backy,
Let's hev a bit more cracky,
Till the chuffin boat comes in.
Chorus:
Dance tio the fuckin daddy, sing to the fuckin mammy,
Dance to the fuckin daddy, till the mothers sing;
Thou shall cop a fishy on a little dishy,
Thou shall cop a fishy when the twattin boat comes in (van-halen riff)
then first verse again!
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Smokey Robinson gets in your eyes
LOL......
Carol went to a ' Motown bukkake ' party !
Smokey wanted to shoot his wad in her face ...but she said
'I only like that from MY GUY ' !
but he was really nice and later asked her if she would help him pick out a nice colour for his front room .....he suggested a Misty buff ....
and Carol said ' I second that emulsion ' ........
he got all excited and tryed to order the paint over the phone ..but they didnt have any in stock !!!
Carol said it was sad that he was reduced to 'Tears ov-er Crown ' paint .
Carol went to a ' Motown bukkake ' party !
Smokey wanted to shoot his wad in her face ...but she said
'I only like that from MY GUY ' !
but he was really nice and later asked her if she would help him pick out a nice colour for his front room .....he suggested a Misty buff ....
and Carol said ' I second that emulsion ' ........
he got all excited and tryed to order the paint over the phone ..but they didnt have any in stock !!!
Carol said it was sad that he was reduced to 'Tears ov-er Crown ' paint .
Paradise is for the blessed. Not the sex-obsessed.
Re: Smokey Robinson gets in your eyes
Nice one Elton...lol, your a funny guy! but get some help.
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Re: Magoo likes a little fishy on a little dishy
Magoo, I think Eltons already been outed as Ken Dodd, he,s from Knotty Ash, I once passed his house, you couldn,t see in the window for stolen BMW wheels, and used trainers,lol
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