Can't live with them......

[jj]

Delia's Way 1: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone
to prevent ice cream drips.
The Real Women's Way: Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for God's sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway.

Delia's Way 2: To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
The Real Women's Way: Buy Smash mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year.

Delia's Way 3: When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use
a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the
outside of the cake.
The Real Women's Way: Tesco's sell cakes. They even do decorated versions.

Delia's Way 4: If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking,
drop in a potato slice.
The Real Women's Way: If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's
tough shit. Please recite with me the Real Women's motto: "I made it and
you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."

Delia's Way 5: Wrap celery in aluminium foil when putting in the refrigerator
and it will keep for weeks.
The Real Women's Way: It could keep forever. Who eats it?

Delia's Way 6: Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.
The Real Women' s Way: Sainsbury's frozen pie directions do not include
brushing any egg white over the crust so I don't do that.

Delia's Way 7: Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it
on your forehead The throbbing will go away.
The Real Women's Way: Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and
drop it in 8 ounces of tequila. Drink the tequila. You might still have
the headache, but who gives a damn?

Delia's Way 8: If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex
dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars
easy.
The Real Women's Way: What's the point of blokes then?

And finally the most important tip -
Delia's Way 9: Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in
casseroles and sauces.
The Real Women's Way: Leftover wine???? What's that?

Bless........

[Lizard]

Lol.......Delias guide for menustrating poodles, Vannessa Feltz,s guide to keeping your man, Anne Widdecombes beauty guide, Primrose Shipmans guide to slimming, Dr.Harold Shipmans book of caring for the elderly.

[Ace]

you can't live with then jj, do you take them back to a street corner after you've 'finished' with them?

[jj]

Bugger that: out the front-door, then they're on their own.
New man? Ha !!