Dummy Spits-Believe it or Not

[Deuce Bigolo]

Having just witnessed one of the worst dummy spits ever ie John Drummond
I tuned in to my Alternative Radio station JJJ and of course they were polling for the biggest dummy spit

A couple of contenders were,

A guy who couldn't start the lawnmower,went into the shed...returned with a can of petrol and proceeded to douse it...light it....kicked it all the way down to the LAKE...put the fire out...picked up the charred mower and did his impression of a hammer thrower....straight into the middle of the lake....distance unknown

A guy returns home from a dirty day shopping with the wife
In the midst of an argument he takes hold of the Frozen Turkey
and proceeds to throw it through the ceiling
next day fixes said hole by turns it into an air vent

cheers
B....OZ

[jj]

A JJ tribute Oz radio station?
I'm flattered.

[Deuce Bigolo]

You got aways to go before you earn your 3rd J stripe

Considering some of the banter that comes over the airwaves you could be writing their material I guess

cheers
B....OZ

PS Woodmans Private Casting-No 2 karina-last scene in a dingy hotel room in Russia
You probably don't remember I asked for your help IDing her