Pontefract

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Pervert
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Re: Pontefract

Post by Pervert »

I am only too aware of Pontefract. Sometimes I wake up screaming knowing it's lurking out there somewhere.
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mart
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Re: Pontefract

Post by mart »

Is it true that lovely, sem-clad girls will be on the streets handing out the famous cakes and Licquorice Allsorts. It is rumoured that the famous Berty may be coming out of retirement just for this event.

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jj
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Re: Pontefract

Post by jj »

What bugs me is that P has THREE railway stations.
All with silly names.
But I like their cakes.
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Bronson Lee
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Re: Pontefract

Post by Bronson Lee »

No Berty.....

Just Magoo naked on a horse , his long golden hair flowing as he rides from Harrogate......... throwing flowers (the bitter) at all the nice people who line the streets ...shouting hooray !
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Aspidistra
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Re: Pontefract

Post by Aspidistra »

As the Romans named the town after a broken bridge (pont=bridge, fract=break) I was wondering.....have they managed to fix it in the last 2000 years?
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