Monkey Dust

[Holden MacGroyn]

Alas...I didn't get to watch it on account of not getting your e-mail til it was too late.

Anyway, you're only mentioning [him] to set me off on one so you can look good in front of the mods when you say "Holden, stop being so bloody childish" or "How dare you call him a scruffy little pervert, he happens to write such brilliant books with wonderfully imaginative creations like fat little bloaters with goaties who suffer from insomnia."


So anyway, was Monkey Dust good?

[Holden MacGroyn]

Yeah but at least we don't bitch about it in dopey cunt voices that sound like we have noses fll of snot and repeat it over and over as a form of greeting, "Hello, my name's Holden and I suffer from Insomnia" and then go into some turdslur of an attempt to explain the microid facts about insomnia.

[Holden MacGroyn]

SEE!!! You're doing it again!
Edmonds!
It's like using meta words to fuck someone up.
Actually, isn't Edmonds one your key words?
I believe last time he was mentioned, an entire thread got deleted...not that I'm blaming you, but it was your fault you bastard.

The Fox sketch sounds brilliant. I'm gutted I missed it now.
Hopefully it'll either be repeated or put out on DVD like 2DTV.

Have you by any chance heard of that Dubya doll that's been issued in the US?
It's for real and he's being presented as some sort of of National Aviator Hero Doll.
That would be the bit where he dressed up Top Gun stylee and took the controls for like 2 minutes in a straightline and then handed back to the pilot with the brains for the landing.
It was meant to look like he was out in ther Gulf whereas the truth is, it was a PR stunt done 50 miles off the coast of San Diego.
What a cunt.

[Holden MacGroyn]

Did you see the face on the doll?
Those jug ears had been swept back and stuck to the sides of his head and the confused chimp look had been replaced with a "I mean buisness" image.
Slag.

[Holden MacGroyn]

I don't have a porn collection though.
Tourettes yes, porn no.