Monkey Dust

[Lizard]

Check this out, excellent! my personal fav, the small black kid in the playground photo, "jive honkey"

sorry to interupt your conversation, it was that, or to go outside and twat some yoofs with a baseball bat, who have woken me up...........cunts.

[Lizard]

The above may help.........I,m off with me nieghbour for some batting practice.

[Holden MacGroyn]

I was gonna ask that but didn't want to look like a knob in case it was a Monkey Dust reference.
I say go out and smash them to bits with a baseball bat Liz.

[Lizard]

They have gone now, under threat of a 'batting' from my next door nieghbour, noisy cunts, I was them some years back so I do have some sympathy........... doesn,t save them from a broken face though! it,s just part of the growing up process....

Lisa Stansfields just on the radio, singin, I may not be a lady..........could have fuckin fooled me, I def would.......

[Lizard]

My sister was worse than me! she used to steal folks washing of their lines, and rub it in the dirt, the carefully put it back on the line, and nick apples which she would take big bites out of, the sellotape them back on the tree, when I remind her of this now, she completely denies it, well she would wouldn,t she!..........