Things that irritate in porn

[goldenballs]

I recently purchased a DVD called 'Internal Cumbustion' and watched it last night for the first time. Overall, not a bad flick. Gorgeous girls throughout, including our own Flick Shagwell and Ashley Long (who takes three vaginal 'creampies'!). Unfortunately though there were a few things that annoyed me to the point that I had to skip that particular part of the film.
First off, excessively noisy girls. Whether its acting or not, I really can't stand it when a girl feels the need to scream/shriek/shout "Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God etc..." or other similar expressions for the duration of a scene, even when their just being licked out or fingered. There was a scene with two girls and two guys and one girl managed to drown out the sound of the other three with her moaning.
Second, excessive licking/fingering on girls. I find five minutes or more is far too long to watch a girl being licked or fingered, more often than not I reach for the fast forward button. It seemed a continuing theme in this film that mid-scene a couple would break off from having sex and the guy would start vigourously fingering the girl (who was probably screaming and moaning like she was giving birth!). Fair enough, if the girl were to (actually) cum at the end of this then I wouldn't mind, but it never happens.

It does seem that these sort of things crop up more in the US films, and I guess some folk must like it, but not for me. I should point out that I had no complaints at all about the scenes invloving Flick and Ashley, they were great.

[middle_aged_dutchman]

Ever thought about switching off the sound?

[mart]

Time the script writers tried something other than "Oh Yeah, Oh Yeah, Oh Yeah..............................".
No girl I've ever fucked kept saying that.
But then I'm not a male porn star with tatoos and a gold chain. And I always take my shoes and socks off.

Mart

[Deuce Bigolo]

Theres always parts of every porn vid that get the flick...comes with the territory.As Mass produced as porn is in the states its no wonder there are a lot of dud vids out there.Its easy to see how someone doing performance after performance might become a little bit jaded

I agree about the screamers
Worst for mine when she goes off-Teri Weigl
Either bad acting/faking or a medical condition IMO

I suppose if you don't like screamers then sleepers would be out as well
Seen a few scenes where I thought someone should have called an ambulance with the lack of any movement/noise by the girl

My pet hate is guys growling like neanderthals(I'm not talking during the money shot)...mainly in Euro vids

Luckily we have the fast forward button

cheers
B....OZ

[steve56]

corny dialogue/voice overs ,bad music,etc.

[Ace]

I hate American porn starlets trying to act istead of just shagging. I hate anything of Ron Jeremy from 1990 onwards where he is fat,balding,bored. Ron used to be an icon, now he looks washed up

[steve56]

those long story lines from the 80s too

[Ace]

Yeah, that too, when loops became full length features and more was spent on furnishings and locations than on the perfomers.

[mart]

Oh and another thing. The camera lingering on the guy's face when he's cumming and he looks and sounds as if he's shitting bricks. Generally seen in German films????

Mart