Edmonds

[Pervert]

Remember that awful Blood Donor campaign he fronted for a while in the mid-70s. "There's no sensation of . . . .me draining away." Shame!

[Holden MacGroyn]

Brother Magoo, I feel a trend coming on.
Last week whilst listening to my radio, I almost choked on a cup of Earl Gray as I heard the ubiquitous blocked up nasal drone of Baddiel.
The man was on the radio boring a select audience of brainless muppets about his insomniac nature.
What fueled my temper were the sychophants who called in and attempted to crawl thru the wire work and chum him up the cloaca.

"Oooh David, you're soooo funny", "Ooohh David, tell us just one more time about how you can't sleep properly", "Ooohh David, you really are a dishy swoonmeister."

I had no idea Jane Goldman could do so many voices.
If it wasn't the nature of the braindead turd callers, it was the beardy slag himself saying, "D'okay. I'll tell you just one more time" in that blocked nose voice kinda way.

Must you David? I mean really, must you? We honestly don't care.


I did try desperately to find out what station it was so I could fone up and ask, "If you have such a problem sleeping and haven't slept in years, why aren't you dead yet?"

He honestly is the type of guy I'd love to have a slag off session with.
I'd do him with a verbal onslaught.

He'd crumple under it....how do I know? Well does anyone remember the live set where some woman called out "You fat bastard!"?
Old Dave's response was a vitriolic, "Come up here and say that Cindy fucking Crawford."

I give you his unaffected comedic genius......


Anyway, why are so many burn outs on the radio?
What next? Emotional Problem solving hour with The Chuckle Brothers?
"To you...to me...to you..."

[Deuce Bigolo]

When you heard Mr Edmonds did you enter the road rage zone?

All things being fair some twat downunder(kerry Packer i think) seems to have bought the rights to the skinner & baddiel show format

Think I'm begining to see Reality TV/Live Audience participation like many others

Full of shite and not remotely interesting/funny because its all been done before

Very few take offs ever rise to the originals standards
especially when the original format sucked big time

Like the Kumars at NO 42 being sold all around the world
OZ has their version-a Greek Family-its shite

Although I wouldn't mind seeing MASH(the Korean Version)

cheers
B....OZ Delete Me Delete Me

[Holden MacGroyn]

Wasn't Edmonds responsible for the death of some guy who went on his show?
A stunt that went tragically wrong?

Didn't Edmonds say he would never do TV again?
Just TV?

[Holden MacGroyn]

A Korean MASH would rule.

Buts, got a question for you dude.
Do you remember The Doug Anthony All Stars?
Is Paul McDermott still doing his topical show? I think it was called Good News Week or something.

Famous DAAS quotes;
You should seek professional help, you freak!
You can marry a widow - but know the risk!
Shut your face you slag mole bitch!!
Is the stuff legal?
If you can't say something nice, don't hold back.
Never trust a dog with two dicks.
If you drink and drive all the way home without being caught, you're a bloody genius.


These guys ruled.

[Holden MacGroyn]

I'll drop him in the same boat as Barrymore and sink it.
How they have both managed to hold on to the media float, I'll never know.

Edmonds comment was typical of a selfish, egotistical bitch.