Remote Controls!!

[Ace]

Can anyone beat this? I have 5 of the fuckers in one room;
TV
Video
Cable decoder box
DVD
Hi Fi

Its laziness I KNOW, but replacing the batteries is a bastard, as they are different sizes, so cant get a batch of 10 in a oner.

[Ace]

Before Steve jumps in, Remote Control is also a Clash song. Not a classic by any means!!

[Lizard]

Anyone try one of those all in one thingies, operates your tv/vid/sat...etc, I bought one a while back!....fucking rank, lights came on, doors opened mysteriously,....... kettle boiled on it,s own, cat shit itself, ..........and I still couldn,t get Graham Norton off TV..


piss useless..

[Holden MacGroyn]

Can match you but can't beat you dude!
Exactly the same set up as me.
The shameful thing is I live a 5x5 room and I have 6ft arms.....
I'm as lazy as Rik Waller on a day off drinking milk from the udders of a cow to spit on my cornflakes cos I can't be arsed to open the Unigate lid.

Too visual? So what...

[IdolDroog]

ive got..

minidisc
tv
dvd
amplifier,
video
ps2
old hifi

i win

for now...

[Lizard]

I reckon Waller could use 10 remotes, one for each of his fingers, NO!....11!
one shoved as far up his arse as possible, and NO, I,m not v,teering(cant spell the full word, note crafty abb.)

[Holden MacGroyn]

Liz...gotta ask this, but why do you use, in place of '? As in I,m instead of I'm?
Is it idiosynchratic amongst the scaley gecko nature of your being?

[Lizard]

It,s a Lizard thing Holden, it drives magoo mad, but I cant help it.....3rd grade education...sorry.

[Holden MacGroyn]

I thought you might be running Windows XPyke where all the 's drop like teeth in a gypo's mouth.
Etch-A-Sketch style monitor.


...it's not just Maggers who hate's it