jennifer lopez

[steve56]

well the marriage is off,she can always come up and see the flat do a bit of housework for me,lol.

[Paul L]

The last I read in the papers a few days ago was that it was back on as Ben had signed a pre-nuptial agreement that if he was unfaithful J-Lo would then be entitled to half his fortune.

So the fucking rich get even richer, as if she needs the money!!!

Still, I agree with you Steve she is a bit of a babe, and what a gorgeous arse on her!

[jj]

Plain as fuck, and her arse would serve as a shelf for me knick-knacks.
Still, she can sing a bit (only a bit, mind you.....): though not worth all the hype OR the ridiculous amounts of money she 'earns'.

[Deuce Bigolo]

Needs a good feed for mine

Give me the fuller figure everytime...Jennifer Connelly?

cheers
B....OZ

[Pervert]

I don't know what Ms Connelly looks like post sprogging, but for a while she looked a shadow of her former self.

These famous and glamorous actresses only get married to, and have children by, successful and well-paid actors in the vain hope of making me jealous. Ms Lopez tried it before with some poncey dancer, and it didn't make me chase after her. So why she thinks marrying Affleck will do the trick I don't know.

(Erm, how many of those tablets was I supposed to take?)

[Ace]

This will be marriage #3 and includes a long romance with poncy rapper 'Puff' Daddy. J-Lo is a tramp. Reminds me of another tired out old slapper, Dierdre from Coronation Street.

[Pervert]

I'm sure Deirdre will be happy with the comparison.

Ms Lopez's lawyers will be in touch, however.

[Pervert]

Slightly off topic (even for off topic), but didn't I read in the press a year or so ago about how Mr Affleck was hiding the fact he was losing his hair? And what is he advertising on the telly these days? Shampoo! Has he been to the same Peruvian weaver as Elton John, Graham Gooch and Austin Healy?

[Bronson Lee]

I hear you brother .....

Not a post off Lizard for a week and not a call from Carol ......!!!!


I can only hope they're having a big row and she'll need her hunky Dong
to cheer her up ! ....and scrub the dead skin off ........