jennifer lopez

[Bronson Lee]

No the secret is jennifer lopez has a magic arse !

shes rubbed it on bens head ...and hey presto (or is that Bejams)

follicles just start to sprout again ....... !

I am getting her to sort out my back lawn next week !

[steve56]

id have that christine aguilera too we can share jenny from the block,she can ride me with that arse too,lol.

[steve56]

i saw a documentary about anne kirkbride[sounds scottish?] she was in a swimming pool and her tits looked huge

[The Last Word]

Do bear in mind their new film Gigli has been a disaster both critically and financially over in the US. An absolute shocker, so I'm told.


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"Let's do it..."

[Pervert]

Absolutely no on-screen chemistry either, I gather.

I knew it---she's just using him.

[steve56]

well its official now the weddings off

[Pervert]

She'll be battering at my door any minute, begging me to take her back.