Cumshots

[buttsie aah my daily bread]

After all Bread sticks are the natural alternative to plastic.

Would never demean our daily bread.
White,brown,wholemeal and french stick its all good for something.



cheers

[magoo from planet Beanus]

Bloody bread fetishists! Have some beans on your bread. Its the only way forward in any civilised society. Custard for desert.

Now let that be a lesson to you. You bread freaks.

Peter North eats loads of beans and custard. So there.

[buttsie Beans Means Fartz]

Isn't he someone to look up to.(all those faces he pulls-stomach cramps and flatulence to many beans)

Saw A flick the other day with him doing Jeanie Rivers.
Apparently his farting was so bad they decided to film it with the noise off a water feature to drown it out.

Even the reviewer agreed that Jeanie looked like she was falling asleep(she was sedated so she couldn't smell those beans)

Magoo's hero the North Pole.(HO!Ho!HO!)If Rick could see ya now.

Come back to bread before its to late
May the force be with you.

[r18]

This one is good, I hope the link works

[alec]

Why has no one mentioned Ben Dover videos?

[Ace]

Big Willy Canal Sluts features Omar in some good scenes, especially Bev Cocks who really gets a faceload of cock snot. Regarding Peter North, I read he has his gay lover massaging his prostrate gland for his cumshots, which is why they are like a beer can exploding........I don't believe THAT, but I have a few of his films and I can see why the rumours start, his arse is never exposed whilst climaxing

[But Banger]

Yeah, i heard that he is gay or that he has done gay porn when he was'nt so famous (in the 80's)....

[magoo from planet Beanus]

According to Knave Video Tom Byron also started out in gay porn as a marmite swordsman.

On the subject of cumshots. Uncle Ben can certainly release a pretty powerfull blast of porridge.

[Clunk]

Just to add, I once saw an interview with John Doe, another guy famous for the generous amounts of ball grease he shoots across many a pretty girls mush, and he said his technique is to to have a wank every day, but stop before he cums !! (NOW THAT TAKES SOME WILL POWER)
He said by the time he comes to do a scene he's got that much jizz backed up it comes out like pulling the cork out of a champagne bottle !!

[Bill Malone]

This works. I've tried it. But it make your balls throb after a bit, so get the deep heat out. Also I heard on Eurotrash once a Ero Porn star say he drank lots of milk and that increased the thickness of his cum. At least that's what it said in the stupid translated voice over.