Hunky Spunky

[Toss Pott]

Further down the board people have been wandering why a bloke wanted to see another bloke shoot onto ladies in porno films. I think it is a Japanease thing where hundreads of years ago if a woman was found having an affair in the village, she would be taken out to the Japanease equivalent of the stocks and have all the men in the village cum on her face to degrade and embaress her, (buakka). I think men, (myself included - i'm 21 by the way) want to see this in porno films, because how many girlfriends-wifes allow their men to do this, ie it has become a fantasy for us. To be serious, can i ask a quick survey here, how many of your girlfriends-wifes allow you to do this to her? Do they say yes or no. Thanks, this is a serious post. ;@)

[wolfie]

I reckon we ought to have that tradition made law in Britain. Let's all write to Mr Blair. 'We want mass bukkake sessions in every town centre, Saturday night at 8'o'clock before we go to the pub, or else we vote Liberal Democrat.'
Only one ex- girlfriend has actually asked me to come over her face but she was into porno films and thought it was common practice. I suggest you pretend you're going to come over the girl's tits and then accidentally move your cock higher at the last moment, but then again i'm a devious bastard.

[Toss Pott]

HA-HA-HA, yeah i agree. How do thay respond after you have lied about where your sperm is going, as this is not a good position to piss your girl off. Verbal abuse i can take but any chance of slapping or bitting would put me off greatly!!!

[Boring Bloke]

The problem with this approach, apart from its deviousness, is that if the girl isn't expecting the stuff to go in her face she won't bother closing her eyes. When I have - to my shame - tried this in the past, at least some of the stuff has always ended up in the girl's eye, which tends to make it red for a few hours afterwards. And apparently it stings a bit too. If you are going to do this I recommend you tell her in advance to close her eyes "just in case"! I'm sure the best approach would be to watch a video with your woman where women take loads of facials and tentatively enquire if she thought she'd mind doing just one. If she'd really hate it, for God's sake don't do it! If you've got any decency in you, you'll just feel bad after doing it. I know, I've been there! If she's prepared to give it a go then make sure you keep a towel handy to wipe down her face afterwards, which can be done lovingly (thereby appealing to women's nature!). And offer her a favour in response, e.g. sucking her pussy for three hours every day for a year. But if you're really desperate to do it, give your poor woman a break and visit a whore. There are always a few who allow it without charging the earth.

As to a psychological explanation of why some men like it, I reckon it's all to do with subconscious desire to release tension but exerting one's power over the woman, rather like a dog peeing on a lamp-post to mark its territory. This could be desirable because of the emasculation us men sometimes feel these days. After all, sex is a well known outlet for frustration. I understand how feminists may misinterpret this as some sort of misogynism but I can honestly say I've never disliked any of the women I've done this to, however unpleasant some may find it! At least it's preferable to violence, which seems to be the way some men release their frustrations.

By the way, I've got lots of facial mpegs if anyone fancies swapping.

[fuji]

Sounds like a dead cert to get yer spuds mashed! Ask her, if she won't don't. tried it once, it f....n hurts!! fuji

[deSade]

My gal doesn't mind it in the slightest.

In fact she often likes it.

So I'm obviously a lucky boy then!

[Fatbloke#2]

"Boring Bloke" got it right with the favours for favours type theory - I think the usual female exchange rate system works like this.....

6hrs clitoral stimulation by mouth = 10seconds of blowjob

seriously though...I don't think my soon to be wife is about to start any "I like having a salty boatrace" fan clubs but
gawd bless er she'll still do it now an again out of love,
aaaahhhhhhh! - and anyway, if you got to do it every time it wouldn't make seeing it done in films half as cool. Poor Ben
would have to start thinking of a new way to end all his films.

[richard]

could you not dig out some evidence to endorse that cum is good for the skin (and free) and that she wont have to go to Boots for her skin cream, you'll give her a protien face bath daily is she requires it.

[wolfie]

Like the Ali G interview with Anita Roddick of Body Shop?

[richard]

aaaaiiiiiiieeeee