A question from an 'inbred wurzel'?

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EJ
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A question from an 'inbred wurzel'?

Post by EJ »

Just a thought,

Since 80% of the poplation live in towns, cities & urban areas & are obviously perfect examples of the human race could some one please explain to me exactly what a proper person is meant to be like.

It's obvious that if you come from the country you have to be thick, with your knuckles dragging on the ground & go around fucking your own mother but i'm still a bit confused.

We have low crime, low pollution, a stress free enviroment, no noisy neighbours, space to live, a great comunity( I know every one in the village & have done for the last 30 years), plenty of parking & no violence on a Saturday night. Sounds like a pretty good place to live to me.

But, I hear you say. Your a 'rich twat'. Well ok, guilty. I do have a 10 year old car & make the quite frankly offensive ?13,000 per year being a gardener so I obviously earn to much. Oh & as people have pointed out i'm a bloodthirsty barbarian. True again, we have home grown veg, we raise our own chickens, turkeys & pigs that live free range all their lives. We go shooting for rabbit, pigeon, pheasant & duck that have had a terrible time living a natural life in the country. We recycle our paper, glass & cans & generaly do everything we can to fuck the world up!!

Sorry again for being such a demon, but you have to understand I can't help it as i'm an 'inbread wurzle'.
I will give up all my bad habbits & try to be more like to good people of our fine cities. I will eat maltreated, crippled chickens & buy food for less that it costs the farmers to produce it from wonderfull supermarkets that crush those evil little village shops. I will spend my time stuck i traffic jams or on knackered public transport because it looks sooooo much fun. And then when I do finaly get home to my perfect takaway dinner I will look forward to finding my car has been stolen, someone has puked up on my front path & if i'm really lucky I can go down the local nightclub & get beaten up......just for a laugh.

Hmmmm! Second thoughts, fuck it!! Think i'll just carry on shagging sheap & being a 'rich twat' with all my rich farmer, builder & wurzle friends & our spangly 10 year old rust bucket cars.
Deuce Bigolo
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Re: A question from an 'inbred wurzel'?

Post by Deuce Bigolo »

Take the worst generalisations from the Urban & Rural communities and what do you have

A pointless slanging match which no one is going to win

I have lived in both communities albeit be it in Australia and can say without a shadow of a doubt both are as good/bad as each other

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EJ
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Re: A question from an 'inbred wurzel'?

Post by EJ »

Indeed,

I am just alittle pissed off that formulites should stoop so low as to insult people just because they don't understand them. Is at any wonder I get angry when I am faced with personal insults.

EJ.
EJ
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Re: A question from an 'inbred wurzel'?

Post by EJ »

Have any of you ever met me?No, so what gives you the right to judge me?

What a bunch of biggoted fuckin cunt wipes you lot are. I resisted the urge to get offensive but it seems you load of usless fuckin abortions don't understand anything else.

NO one doffs there cap to anyone we all get along great as equals. There is no class gap here at all. I drink in the pub with Lawyers, farmers, students & solicitors.
As for my spelling, i'm dyslexic you arrogant little cunt.

The best thing that could hapen to you lot is for your children to be raped, your families burned & for the world to be rid of a few more usless cunt wipes.

If any of you guys want to come & say the same thing to my face your fuckin welcome. I'll kick your fuckin heads in you cunts.
Deuce Bigolo
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Re: A question from an 'inbred wurzel'?

Post by Deuce Bigolo »

I agree personal insults are below the belt and not conducive to a reasoned debate

Strong views will nearly always get a pretty strong response based on generalisations which seems to always geberate into personal insults

Too fully understand the other persons point of view you need to have walked a mile in their shoes IMO.Nothing is ever black & white

Whaling is a perfect example.
Japan exploits the loopholes for nothing other than Greed and could quite easily stop tomorrow and suffer no real economic loss
but countries like Norway do it because its part of their culture and to stop would require massive change

Should whales continue to be harvested?

Fishing is another...the site of Japanese fishermen clubbing dolphins to death caught specifiaclly in a net so the fish catch would increase will long live in my memory

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Deuce Bigolo
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Re: A question from an 'inbred wurzel'?

Post by Deuce Bigolo »

Why do I fear a deletion coming on?

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EJ
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Re: A question from an 'inbred wurzel'?

Post by EJ »

Oooh no,

not a deletion from the god like masters.

Twats to a man. the lot of ya
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