Two gun stories

[mart]

Truth is stranger than fiction:



If I was J-Lo I would be getting worried:



Mart

[Deuce Bigolo]

Only at Uncle Sammies

Nothing surprises me that happens in Texas
The guy probably thought he was J.R.-suprised he didn't barbecue him on a spit

As for J-Lo & BA

I can't name one film either has been in-Real Celebs-great actors-in their dreams

Didn't say what kind of pistol ben was after...Water Pistol and then on to the Super Soaker...I wouldn't trust him with any of them

As for J-lo being worried wouldn't think so
She just has to turn sideways to dodge a bullet

cheers
B....OZ

[Bronson Lee]

So we'll be seeing Caractacus in a Ned kelly bucket hat from now on then !

[Deuce Bigolo]

He'd be a damn sight more convincing than that Jagger 'actor' Wannabe

cheers
B....OZ

[steve56]

i agree deuce,im sure jagger was high as a kite in that film

[Pervert]

Already happening, Elton, for aesthetic reasons. It's part of the contract I signed in being allowed out in public that my face always be covered. The bucket hat (hanging corks optional) is slightly more stylish than my Elelphant Man sack.

[Bronson Lee]

lol ... is this just to keep a (J-) low profile ? or a new fashion ?
those cheeky Aussies will export anything !
Vivian Westwood......... driftwood more like !
still it all must be worth it ........ just to rub that magic arse .......
did you get to cameo in Gigli ?

[Pervert]

I actually got a film credit----"Ms Lopez's Third Stalker. . . ."

[jj]

.......which explains why the credits on most recent films are longer than the feature.

[Pervert]

I'm hoping to be bumped up to first stalker for her next movie. Sadly I failed the audition to play Affleck's stunt hair.