Real turn-offs

[Pervert]

I'm sure we've all discussed this at least a dozen times before, but there's bound to be one thing which leaves your old fella in need of splints.

I can pretend I'm not really a porn fan, but an aesthete---beauty, always beauty (and there are so many ways to define it I''m not doing anyone down here). I find that excessive piercing and tattoos detract from the beauty, but I know that some people do find them a turn on. I'm not keen on S&M, but if that's the only way of seeing the magnificent, angelic Chanta Rose I can just about put up with it.

No, for me the biggest turn-off is seeing a beautiful woman (examples of Nadia and Kellemarie have been posted next door recently) smoking, fag hanging out of her gob, tar blackening her lungs. Instant Mr Floppy, no matter how gorgeous the lady in the set/movie/video is.

Strange, isn't it---almost perverse even---that I can look at a model sticking almost anything anywhere, but a lit cigarette produces such a reaction.

Personal gripe over, I'll return to the safety of the ward. Anyone else wishing to contribute their own demons, or to argue against mine, feel free.

[Deuce Bigolo]

I'm not a big fan of smoking pictures but smoking in erotic videos(Andrew Blake) combined with other action so it isn't the main focus can be arousing but smoking by itself is a nothing for me

Just depends on your personal tastes I guess

Pissing,facials,A2M,choking are some of my fast forward favourites

cheers
B....OZ

[Pervert]

I had the misfortune to see some Max Hardcore stuff---not something I'd recommend. Choking, both manual and forcing his penis into girls' mouths; generally nasty and in no way erotic.

[Pervert]

I'm just imagining Monk Magoo, five years into his vow of silence, contemplating life, the universe and everything, studying the inner serenity of his soul, the beauty of a flower petal, or the perfection of a summer day--- and then hearing the words "David" and "Baddiel" in the same sentence.

[Deuce Bigolo]

I'd expect you'd see the same reaction the Head of the French Police
gave Inspector Clousseau when he visited him at the Funny Farm retreat

Apathy not being negative or positive is the greastist danger to not enjoying life

My advice start doing things that make you happy and forget about Porn
No different to doing a hobby for a long time then one day you go-this is no longer stimulating-so you stop and start something else

Becoming a Monk wouldn't seem to be the answer but hey you might become the next Pope if you work at it...LOL...I hear the current one just about carked it.

cheers
B....OZ

[Deuce Bigolo]

The whole dominance/submissive thing is certainly not for the faint hearted

If porn is meant to arouse people before sex stuff like that certainly misses the mark by a mile except those that really like to push the boundaries

You could almost say that Smoking is a dominance/submissive fetish in many ways IMO

Can remember seeing an scene in a film that had a couple in the missionary position and the woman at one point reaching for a cigarette
which was an agreed sign for the guy to try harder because she wasn't getting there-now thats erotic

cheers
B....OZ

[Pervert]

Gives a whole different complexion to a Papal "blessing." Is Magoo really Father Jack Hackett?

[Lizard]

Now, see! I love the sight of a woman with her tit,s out smoking a pipe, cant whack it, I was only saying to Carol the other day.....'haway te shop and get some backy' and we,ll have a game of 'worthers originals', thats where I get to play her Grandad, and Introduce her to various vices like tabbing, and also bore her shitless with tales of the war!, I know what Magoo means though about the boredom thing, It,s a bit like a girlfriend, after a while you get a bit bored and start looking at other women, maybe it,s the same with porn, if you watch the same performers all the time, you get bored, but when a nice fresh face pops up..........bingo, which brings me back to another vice!

[jj]

Well, he certainly looks like a Stage 4 to me.....