Crap food

[Pervert]

Never acquired a taste for black pudding. And I think that with bacon, eggs, sausages, tomatoes, fired bread and mushrooms all vying to clog up my arteries, my fry up is lethal enough, thanks.

So, following the Viz theme: you are Finbarr Saunders, JJ is Mr Logic, Steve is Roger Irrelevant, and after his ordeal next May Ace will permanently be Johnny Fartpants.

[Deuce Bigolo]

Nursing Assistant-your too kind

All regional delicacies are an aquired taste

Once had a fry cooked by a drunk Scot
with desert provided by an Englishman

Everything was burnt to a crisp apart from the snickers bar for desert(eaten with knife & fork)

See what happens when you emigrate

cheers
B....OZ Vegemite Anybody

[Pervert]

On occasion I have managed to be Major Misunderstanding.

[jj]

.......alas, I am also Johnny Fartpants, AND one half of the Fat Slags.

[angus young]

Was watching a programme about Australian wildlife the other night and this baby Koala Bear crawled out of mummy's pouch and literally ate her crap. Apparently they eat eucalyptus leaves which are too tough for baby to handle until they have passed through the mother.
After seeing that I think we humans should be grateful for such delicasys as tripe and onions.

[goldenballs]

the bologni sandwiches i had to eat once when i was locked up for the night in a new york jail. worse than the cockroaches.

[crofter]

whoever thought of eating fish eggs (caviar), must have been fucking sad, in fact watched a Rick Stein cookery programme last week and he was with a guy who caught fresh Crayfish, well one of the Crayfish (still alive) had its eggs still intact and of course Rick proceeded to sample some of the caviar from its nether regions quite happily .... cookery programme??

and now an iterlude and some crayfish jokes:

*A guy walks into a restaurant, sits down to order, and asked the waiter does he serve crayfish. The waiter says yes. The guy says 'I'll have a pizza'. He points to a chair and says, 'and a plate of chips for my crayfish friend here.'

*Two crayfish were talking in a bar. One says, 'how did you get on tonight?' His fishy friend breaks into a grin and says 'yes, I pulled a muscle.'

*What's the difference between a crayfish and a chinese student in Tiannemen Square?
Nothing. They are both crushedasians.


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[steve56]

and now over to jamie oliver/gary rhodes?