if football clubs were women.........

[mex]

Arsenal ? Mariah Carey - Looks the part, but whinges like fuck when she cant have her own way.

Aston Villa ? Natalie Imbruglia - One big hit, but now just hangs around annoying everyone.

Birmingham City ? Charlotte Church ? looks solid at the back and a bit of a fiery one. Has one ugly mother for a manager.

Blackburn Rovers ? Janice Battersby - Common as muck Lancy, but strangely likeable in a down-to-earth kinda way.

Bolton Wanderers ? Delta Goodrem - Always looks like she might go down
but never does!

Charlton Athletic ? Denise Van Outen ? Chirpy but pointless Cockney who just never seems to go away.

Chelsea - Maggie Thatcher - Hated by millions, supported by idiots!

Everton - Barbara Windsor - Been laughing at those tits so long we forget
that once upon a time they were actually quite good!

Fulham ? Jennifer Lopez- has had millions of pounds and bags of hype thrown at her, but is still ultimately talentless.

Leicester City ? Sarah-Louise Platt ? Very short on cash and prospects, but ?foxy? nonetheless

Leeds United - Christina Aguilera ? one seriously Dirrrty bitch.

Liverpool - Sophie Ellis Bextor - Individually all the components look
fantastic - just doesn't work when put together.

Man City ? Kate Bush ? Mad as a fuckin hatter. Has some belting moments then disappears for years on end.

Man United - Jordan ? Hated by millions. Massive tits no matter how you look at it.

Middlesborough ? Atomic Kitten- Can look quite good at the back -
but nothing at all up front to speak of.

Newcastle United ? Kat Slater ? Great up front, but cant shake the uncouth element

Portsmouth ? Tracy Barlow - Recent resurgence. Likes to dabble with the older man.

Southampton ? Little Mo from Eastenders ? Quiet as a mouse and knows her place, but impossible to dislike.

Tottenham ? Madonna ? Been shit for years, but still thinks she?s ?big?.

Wolves ? Betty Turpin ? Totally pointless and shouldn?t even be there.

Mex

[steve56]

you missed davina macoll?

[Lizard]

Doh!!!!

[Pervert]

Laughing my head off, Mex, though I don't think Ace will see the funny side.

[Deuce Bigolo]

All this 'humor' from someone who travels with 'No Comedians' stuck to his posts

You've opened Pandoras Box now

Ace....pitbull terrier.....favourite food...Mex for the forseeable future

cheers
B....OZ

[mex]

who does the Ace support?

I took the piss oiut of my own team to (man city) so no offence eant to anyone like!!

the "no comedians" sig is a line from the intro of one of my favourite tunes "performance" by the happy mondays!

[Pervert]

It's all right, Mex, in spite of being a Chelsea fan, Ace has a forgiving nature and wouldn't think of taking offence. Janey Web, on the other hand, is armed with a strap-on and is very protective of her beloved Arsenal.

Any truth in the rumour that Mr Abramovich is to sell off all the tired old Chelsea fans and bring in expensive, sparkling new Manchester United fans in their place?

[Ace]

it WAS a funny one, and at least Mex slagged his team off as well. What I hate about Chelsea is the Johnny-cum-lately fans who have tired of supporting Man Utd as Chelsea are 'in vogue' these days. Oh, and overpaid mercaneries playing at The Bridge for cash and NOT pride, we DO have our fair share!!

[Deuce Bigolo]

There was I holding back all my meaningless one liners to your posts Mex

I guess you should never assume anything

Can we expect an appraisal of Div 1 soon?

You can start with the newly demoted Derby County....mutton dressed up as lamb(male or female take your pick) would seem very fitting...lol

Still got to look on the positive side...everytime we get demoted we have a slim chance of winning a trophy for the cabinet next to the 2 real ones before getting demoted again

cheers
B....OZ

[nosey]

Why can't those people who post here simply make thier point and leave off these stupid tag lines?