Anna Kournikova swaps Tennis for Acting

[Deuce Bigolo]

Bugger

Can just imagine the type of films she'll be in...Clueless the Sequel also starring Eric Cantona

She might even manage win a Tennis Tournament or God forbid the Grand Slam

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B....OZ

[Bronson Lee]

Deuce Bigolo wrote:

> Can just imagine the type of films she'll be in..

UMMMMMMMM ....OH YES ....

Anyway

Friday was a great day for Matthew Hayden .... ! hey Buttsie

38 fours and 11 sixes from 437 balls .... Amazing stuff man .

[Deuce Bigolo]

As Ian Healy said when he got dismissed

He got a start(just after tea) and failed to go on with it

Still I'd take 380 against Zimbabwes Rank Amateurs
and it was good to see Brian 'Playboy' Lara lose his record

cheers
B....OZ

[Pervert]

Having seen her acting efforts in Me, Myself And Irene, I suspect her career will follow a similar course to her life in tennis: ie mega publicity for little success.

[Deano!]

I have already written some lines for her first movie. They go something like - " OOhhh, but I cant play tennis in just high heels and a gee string ! " and " A tennis racquet with a vibrating handle ? What would I do with that ? " and even " OK Kylie, now lets see if YOU can fit this cucumber all the way up ? "

Deano!
( pissed again )

[Pervert]

Or "Venus and Serena, why are you both wearing strap-ons. No, no!"

[crofter]

or even get Tim Henman to play a ?tennis? player and pair them up in mixed doubles in a new hilarious tennis sex comedy ... ?that ball was in?.

[Deuce Bigolo]

You're all very cruel but accurate

The perfect vehicle for her would be something like

Poison Ivy 3 without sound except in the gratuitous sex scenes

cheers
B....OZ

[steve56]

if they ever remake personal services shed be the star surely,lol.

[Deuce Bigolo]

Can't say I'm familiar with that one

Driving Miss Anna would be interesting

Alas she'll probbaly turn up on the usual celebrity drivel

Friends

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B....OZ