Sex Shows in Amsterdam ???

[Deano!]

About 8 years ago I went on a big tour of Europe and at the end of it we finished up in Holland. A girl I knew had been on the same tour and told me about a live sex show she went to in Amsterdam where people fucked on stage. Now, she said she found it all a bit boring as the guys were nothing to rave about, but the guys with her liked it better because the girls in the show weren't bad.

Just my luck I came down with one of the worst doses of the flu I've ever had and spent my 3 days in Amsterdam in bed feeling like death warmed up and never got to see the show. The tour ended there so I didn't even get to ask anyone what it was like. I've been curious ever since but never seem to have met anyone who has been to Amsterdam AND will ADMIT to going to a fuck show. So, can any of you art lovers tell me if I missed anything or was I better off in bed feeling crook but having a nice chick from the hotel bring me cold orange juice sereral times a day ( she was a babe too )

[clueless_joe]

you are astraelan!!!!!

[Deano!]

Yep !

[Bruce Barnard]

The most famous Amsterdam sex show is at Casa Rosa in the red light district. An over expensive neon tourist trap, where the main content of the show hasn?t changed in over a decade. It has for many years included a hallucinogenic comedy skit, where a guy in a gorilla outfit squirts the audience with fake jizz from an oversized strap on.

To some critically minded patrons, this could easily be considered the most entertaining part of the show.

Last time I went the finale was a boy/girl live sex show, based around a human sacrifice theme (there is always an attempt made at putting the sex in some kind of context). A portly fellow, wearing a fetching, strappy leather vest (his love handles poking through the gaps to the dismay of the female members of the audience) is preparing to knife a virgin as a soundtrack of gloomy death metal plays.

Just as one wag in the audience shouts out ?Don?t stab her, fuck her!?. The music becomes more upbeat, the lights come up, and he starts humping his female partner with all the enthusiasm I reserve for the drive to work on a Monday morning.

Showbiz.

[Bruce Barnard]

Apologies for the self indulgence, but on the subject of inappropriate audience participation, a friend once told me about a ?gentleman?s afternoon? he had attended at a sleazy London pub.

The landlord came out before the curtain went up, to apologise that one of the strippers was unable to perform because she?d had a car accident on the way to the gig.

The audience must have been a bunch of sensitive souls, because the only comment, coming from a concerned looking punter in the front row was:

"ARE HER TITS OK!?

[Bronson Lee]

Its hard to say Deano ...

I lived in the Dam for a summer back in the nintys ......

and every time a mate from England came over they wanted to see some action ,we would go to a sex club that did all day shows .......

sometimes De Bananenbar and then the Casa Rosso ..........

Never take up an offer by someone outside the club giving away free drinks and so called cheap seats because round the next corner is another bloke doing the same and even cheaper , just go up to the door and haggle , or wait untill you see people leaving the club (they are always quick to fill any spaces in the club)
and once inside the drinks are really cheap sometimes free ... oh yes

BUT from a sexy point of view .....er

The first time I was so pissed that when asked up the front by the girl performing to eat half a Banana out of her snatch (I was draged to the front of the stage by my eager mate who had eaten the first half ) I ended up having uncontrollable laughing fits because he took a bite turned round and smiled saying ' UMMMM Bananas really fill that gap mum !'
I was rolling round on the floor and the girls was laughing too , but what I mean is it can get very Jocular and thats ok if you the one having the laugh but other people who were trying to watch the show and didnt get the joke looked well pissed off .............

I got to know one of the tout guy's outside because he had a Liverpool accent and he got us in to another live show through the back door for free, he also introduced us to two of the working girls and one of the studs who all sat backstage smoking a glass bong , and they were just really nice people who work in shifts performing up to fifteen shows a day !!!!
I asked the stud (a german guy called Gottfried ) how he kept it up for that long and he said he used a spray ? but admitted that sometimes he could be a little floppy .......
We watched him perform with one of the girls and my friend thought it was a real turn on ( we sat so close we could hear the wet flesh lapping even over the tinny Brian Adams soundtrack ) but for me I always liked it better when it was just one or two girls .............

I bet you was'nt ill though I bet you were stoned off your face on skunk ?
come on admit it ...........

[mart]

I bet that was steve56.

Mart

[Bronson Lee]

LOL ............


he hates to see bruised melons .............

[steve56]

must say that made me laugh too,lol.

[Ace]

When we docked in NY when I worked on the QE2, the lads would pile down to 52nd Street. We did see an Irene Cara (Flashdance) lookalike on stage with a bored 'stud' The lads were straining for a better look after a week at sea, and were duly impressed. A hat was passed round and we eagerly contributed. A young Filopino waiter was 'invited' to the cloakroom area for a 'private show' and was duly mugged and slapped about. We always went in a group of at least 6 as 52nd Street was VERY dodgy back then. Never seen a live show since......pity