Watersports ? what's sporting about them ?

[Deuce Bigolo]

You must have Australia mixed up with somewhere else

We don't make Lager-watered down pipe cleaner

Now if your talking beer chemically manufactured crap like Fosters,VB,XXXX Tooheys or West End Draught/Export I agree its all lolly water that after the second can/bottle/stubbie/keg tastes less inviting than piss from a mountain goat

cheers
B....OZ

[mart]

Wasn't there a TV Drama years ago called "The Sex Olympics"?. Don't think it included WS though.

Mart

[Pervert]

Made in the late 60s, recently released on DVD, and featuring a world dreamed up by Nigel "Quatermass" Kneale where TV entertainment consists of reality shows. I was too young first time round, so I really must try to see if it is as prescient as it sounds.

[Deuce Bigolo]

The Goodies did an episode on the Winter Olympics which ended
in a torrential downpoor...and as watersports would have been a Winter Olympic sport....?

Great britain also won medals on the podium including Gold most likely for taking the piss...lol

cheers
B....OZ

[mart]

and what about a load of shit?
Crap performances?
Piss poor?
Piss artist?

My stream of creativity has dried up.

Mart

[Deuce Bigolo]

If its good enough to have the clean & jerk then watersports should be a walk up start

cheers
B....OZ

[jj]

It's a long story, involving a horse, three sticks of rhubarb and the Dagenham Girl Pipers, which I won't bore you with: just the usual Saturday night nonsense we have here at the Sunnyhappy Home for Retired Freelance Quantity Surveyors.
I don't know: have you missed the point?

[Deuce Bigolo]

Then you'd be familiar with Ethel then I presume

Ethel the Aardvaak

cheers
B....OZ

[Bronson Lee]

Deuce Bigolo wrote:

> tastes less inviting than piss from a mountain goat

Funny that Boz I had a Coat made by mountian herds men from Goat and to stop it getting infected they had soaked it in Goat piss ...... no really ! when it got wet ( which was when it smelt the worst ) the liquid that could be wrung from it tasted just like British made chemically manufactured crap Fosters ............ of course I collected some and its still nicely fermenting even after 15 years !!! I can send you a bottle ! no its no trouble at all mate ! ............... Keeps neighbor's dogs from digging up the lawn a treat !