TV Awards........my arse!

[Lizard]

Nothing worse than watching a bunch of untalented wankers congratulating themselves for nothing at the TV awards tonight, the usual suspects 'winning' Eastenders...bla bla bla... overated cunts! David Jason, almost worthy, Trevor Mc Donald (best arse creeper) of the year......the rest! wankers.
where,s me cup!

Liz (actually quite annoyed)

[Pervert]

Lizard, it's ITV, it's dominated by soaps, it's voted for by the Grate British Public . . . . what did you expect? And why watch it?

[Lizard]

I didn,t watch it Carac, I just came in and it was on the news, just makes me puke, I can bareley believe people actually watch Eastenders for entertainment, I would rather drink hemlock.

[Pervert]

As a result of your outrage, I checked the BBC News site. Awards to Ant and Dec, Touch Of Frost, My Family, EastEnders, I'm A Celeb etc. I'm desperately trying to remember the last time ITV had anything remotely entertaining and intelligent on (don't count films, it only buys them) and have come up blank.

[Lizard]

A bit like Ant and Dec, the horrendous thing about them is they probably believe there talented......they remind me of a tefal advert a few years ago where the guys had huge foreheads, anyway they would make good crash test dummies.................mmmm what happened to them, they were quite a novel band.

[Deuce Bigolo]

AHHHH My Family

This seems to have replaced Married with Children but they forgot to caste someone with the persona/looks of Christina Applegate

Believe it or not my Dentist is very similar in all mannerisms

have you noticed with these award shows how the red carpet entrances have been turned into adverts for clothing designers?

cheers
B....OZ

[jj]

I think this is an excellent idea........giving these twits your arse for making their shite programmes, instead of the usual ?100 000, a gold pot and a night with 1000 prostitutes of their choice.
You could start a trend: how about Jordan, lightly dusted in cocaine, instead of the FA Cup?
Or a trip to the fleshpots of North Korea, no expenses paid, instead of the Booker Prize?
Then we could give the real prizes to people who actually deserve them, like nurses, charity workers and small soft cuddly people called jj..........

[steve56]

i got in at 21.30 approx and it was on i saw the shane richie bit then turned off wasnt in the mood really had a terrible headache anyway,he seemed ok modest ,still at times i think i should get a ward for watching the soaps,lol.

[Terry May]

To present lifetime achievement for reading autocue in a stilted fashion organisers wanted Nelson Mandela who quite rightly told them he had to wash his hair that night instead they get our Lord Blair instead desperate to rub shoulders with showbiz's best c-listers.

You may like to know that that horse lookee likee Naomi Campbell confides her deepest emotions to Mandela. 30 years in solitary must look like bliss to him now!