Thankyou New Zealand Cricket

[Deuce Bigolo]

Just when Australia looked to be out of its depth in the triangular series with its third string bowling attack our good mates and traditional rivals have lent a helping hand

A batting collapse of mammoth proportions in game 1 and a
fielding display worthy of a picnic frolic in game 2

Can't wait for game 3....lol

cheers
B....OZ

[bluetit]

congrats deuse i missed going to oz this year to watch our whooping. i went to oz in 1998-9 the only test which went 5 days was the one we had to fly back on the last day adelade.COP THIS for a rip off ive just booked to go to the west indies for the barbados and antigua tests and the tickets are 289 pounds for 5 days !.

Cheers bt.

[Wink Wink]

Poor show by NZ. All out for 95 in first match & then dropped catches costing them dear in the second. Tut Tut!!

[Deuce Bigolo]

Obviously trying to deter the locals from going or just ripping off the barmy army 'rich' travelling professionals

Personally I wouldn't go to the Cricket if you paid me

The standard Worldwide is abysmal compaired to the seventies & eighties
At least then the games were contests

There are no characters left in the game-We Luv you Merv
The game has gone to professional/robotic

cheers
B....OZ

PS All out for 97 Wink Wink...their lowest ever score in a one dayer

[jj]

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[Deuce Bigolo]

The Riddlers back

By the way if you haven't read your emails yet I've bought the Traci Lords Vid you were after

cheers
B...OZ

[jj]

I know.
And I'm speechless with gratitude.
I wasn't hinting, honestly.
HONESTLY.
The thought REALLY never occurred.
How the Hell do I say this so that ANYONE would believe me?

[Deuce Bigolo]

Shame I can't send it by airmail..what with all the strike action...have entrusted said package with a reliable but slow carrier
Refugee Junk via Indonesia...delivery times 4months to 12 years

In the mean time using your imagination could come in handy...lol

cheers
B....OZ

[jj]

What about piracy in the South China Sea?
Some bleedin' slitty-eyed coolie'll end up with my poor Traci: it could spell the end of The Great Leak Froward AND the Calentural Revolution.........
Oh, and I know the only Nooz you get over there is upside-down and six weeks old, thanks to Wacky Woopert and His Boy Wunda (only 30, and a director already, My God, he MUST be a genius, and it's absolutely nothing to do with genetics, oh no. Nepotism? Wozzat, then?), but the Stroik is over- normal service in about seven weeks, i.e one letter a week if yer lucky and that only slightly damaged.

[Deuce Bigolo]

The Pirates are easily appeased...the Junk holds emergency rations of Asia Carrera,Miko lee & Mia Smiles for such encounters but as our customers are all important I've change the plan-going with Stork mail(the next best thing to airmail) to relieve your anxiety.

If stress persists see your local brothel....lol

cheers
B....OZ