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[Bob der Baumeister]

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Play this to get your very own porn star monicker...



I became "Othello Wellesley". Go figure.

[Hornetbloke]

Scary stuff..........

Your Porn Star Name is Jake Acton Road

Your Blues Singer Name is Relaxed Eisenhower

Your Punk Rock Band is called the inconsequential plums

Your name as an extra in "Star Wars" is arseburgeritis the saucepan saucepan

[pi0n33r]

Your Porn Star Name is Prince Oak Way

Your Blues Singer Name is Relaxed Washington

Your Punk Rock Band is called the Warrior Kings

Your name as an extra in "Star Wars" is P'tangyangkipperbang the Stereo Stereo

can see a repatition going on here... the way we used to do your pornstar name when i was at school was your fave pets name and your mothers maiden name mine --> Prince Ludford

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[jj]

In Star Wars I am Goosnargh the Turkey Baster, and my punk band are the Pusillanimous Testicles.
The other two were just silly. I mean, Muttley Cheviot was in Anal Molesters Vol. 64, wasn't he?

[jj]

This is a high-tech version of that playground thing with the eight-folded piece of paper that you opened and closed with your fingers, that told you your favourite colour was puce and that you were gonna marry that ugly girl in the corner.
And I did.

[Cornish Chris]

Your Porn Star Name is sasha manville

Your Blues Singer Name is het up carter

Your Punk Rock Band is called the wobbley baskets

Your name as an extra in "Star Wars" is fulcrumpin the lard lard

Cool, I love it.

[Caractacus]

All right for some. I just tried registering my porn name and was told there's already a woodsman called Fido Highstreet.