Car Sex !!!!

[Lizard]

What was the first car you ever got yer end away in?, mine was a turquise mini cooper! except it wasn,t really a cooper, I just nicked the badge of one, mine was a piss poor 850cc standard mini, with wide wheels!, the girls name was Jane, and she was 12 years older than me with a great arse!

Thanks for listening.

[jj]

Dark green Morris Minor.
And I still have the back-trouble to prove it.............

[Deuce Bigolo]

HK Holden....lowered the back seat by 2 inches...big girl...bloody big girl...lol

cheers
B....OZ

[jj]

...and knackered suspension?

[Deuce Bigolo]

Forgot to mention I didn't actually f..ck her...disqualified then I guess

Just launched me payload into her gob

As I said she was a big big big girl....chased me for 3 years looking for the rest....like those giant lizards that slowly wear you dan.....fatal attraction.....Whole Lotta Rosie sums her up

cheers
B....OZ

[Lizard]

I,m afraid only penetration qualifies Buttsie, not lobbing yer load in to someones boat race!.............what the fuck is a HK Holden?, it sounds like a Dutch beer!.......

[Deuce Bigolo]

Damn....an Aussie out pointed by a Brit

Its a sort of tank from the late 60s

I forgot to use the more common term
HK Holden MONARO1968-69)...just a slight oversight



My mate had the 4 door version

Very roomy interior...big enough to pitch a tent in your trousers that is

cheers
B....OZ

[Eric]

1977 Ford Granada. Big n comfy. The car not the girl!

[Wink Wink]

Does the No 55 bus count in this?

[Deuce Bigolo]

Only if you were driving

cheers
B....OZ