Car Sex !!!!

[steve56]

so you did a 69 in a 55,housy housy bingo.

[Wink Wink]

She said 'Hold very tight please!' Ding Ding!

Ah! memories!!

[WillieBo]

Car : 1967 Mini.
Girl : Sheila. Beautiful, the love of my life for 5 years.
Sex : Wonderful (well any sex at 17 was for me!).

Bloody hell, you've got me thinking now.

[steve56]

not room on top then,lol.

[Eric]

If it was upstairs, at least you could share a ciggy after.

[Bronson Lee]

Deuce Bigolo wrote:

....like those giant lizards that slowly wear you down

Carol's right then ! Liz has put weight on around he arse ..... !

or have you been licking them Caine toads again Boz ? Ive told you before they are nothing to do with Sandie and they wont turn into her !!!!

[Bronson Lee]

On a pair of stolen rollerskates with Tracy Bagshot ,I had the right one,
she had the left and a lazy eye ! ... I dump her because I thought she kept looking at this bloke Danno Mctell ....well they were his rollerskates !


but in truth its was a girl called Marie and it was old Bedford van !
ahhh I still love the smell of fanny and pine tree car freshener ....

[Terry May]

The last time I had sex with a car I burnt my knob on the exhaust pipe... or have I misunderstood this thread? Urr I'll get me coat!!

[steve56]

yes elton some fannies ive smelt smell of tweed,lol.[older women]