Lay here... with a "Mega-Post" !!! Why ???
Cause I wanted to say A BIG Thankyou, to all of you who posted
The "Congratulations" messages,
Under my recent announcement, of my good fortune & news !
Sorry I have not had a chance to reply until now, but I have simply been so busy...
Its unreal ! I'm not complaining though... Even if I do say it myself,
I believe that I've certainly put the work in, to deserve the interest
in my career, that the "Buttwomam" position, is affording me at present...
I decided that I would like to say thanks to all who posted,
individually, and as such, I contemplated re posting the
entire thread, but with my comments added in...
But, Although I'm over the moon... I can still appreciate that had I done so,
it could very easily be misconstrued, as to my being somewhat "self indulgent"
(Which in all honesty... I would agree with 101% !!!)
So, Ive done the next best thing...
All of you who posted, appear below, with my individual,
and personal, messages of thanks, attached !
To Shaun (the original and best)
Nice one... Tah !
Ps... Sorry that I couldn't get you into the webcam...
But I DID try though...
Will give you priority on my next one, ok ?
To Crimpo...
Hey... Crimpo baby... Thanxxx...
You KNOW I will
To Liam...
Liam... What can I say
What you said in your post, really means a lot to me...
Thankyou very much indeed. xx
To John Mason
Thanxxx mate, but....
Nahh.. Its not me, who's due the "congrats"... Its You mate ! Yes, thats right...
JOHN MASON... YOUR A FUCKIN' STAR !!!
Now, I know John will understand why I said that, But,
I would like to share why I said just said that, with the forum.
You see, most people reading this, will probably not know
Just quite how far we go back together... But heres a little history lesson
John Mason, was the actually THE VERY FIRST EVER person to "Professionally" point
a big black Nikon camera at me, and make it go "Flash" (Nearly blinding me...) !!!
It was upon my 18th birthday... & I was actually taking a bath at the time !!!
But... Dont worry ! As all was cool... Whilst I was indeed in the bath,
I was also awaiting the arrival of the one and only, Mr. Ben Dover...
In order to for me to start my career off good and proper !!!
John had been hired to shoot the stills, and preserve a record, of my imminent, & long awaited...
Yes, thats right... LONG AWAITED... Aproxxx 18 Years, and 7 hours... To be exact...
(But, then whose counting ?
Sexual encounter, with my Hero... "Ben Dover" !!! As I remember it, It went a bit like this... I had stayed the night at the location,
(A Beautiful country house) and there was a couple hours to kill, before Ben
was due to show up, so I decided to take the opportunity, to have a nice relaxing bath...
So, Im chillin out, in the bath... When Suddenly this skinny, scruffy, longhaired guy...
Wearing (If my memory serves me correctly) a pair of Day-Glow fluorescent Trousers,
A Bandana, and a somewhat ripped-up vest... "Appears" before me !
Why Do I say "Appears" ? Well, John being John... I cant really say that he "Came in to"
or... That He "Entered the Bathroom"... Because in reality... He didn't !
He Kinda "Burst Forth", through the door, in an explosion of color !
He was armed with a very large black, expensive looking camera...
Which he proceed to point at me, and just about manages to say to me...
"Hiyah Layla ! I'm John Mason"... Before leaping enthusiastically about the bathroom,
flashing away at me... to his hearts content !!! Talk about A guy enjoying his job !
Well, In hindsight, I can safely say, that I couldn't have wished
for a nicer, friendlier, Unsleazy, or, perhaps most importantly of all...
A more genuine guy than John, To be my photographer, on my very first "Pro Shoot'... !!!
All joking aside though, its clear that you must have been doing something right John...
Cause, Well... Lets put it this way... Ive never once looked back !!!
Also, John plays a big part, In another little known fact...
You see, the very first time, that I got on a plane, and traveled the 5500 miles to America,
(Alone, aged only 18 and 3 months...) I did it, safe in the knowledge that
John would be waiting for me at LAX airport... And, of course... He was
I guess I'd have been well n truly fucked, in a very different way than usual,
had he NOT been there... Why ? Cause I had only gone and left my purse behind
in the UK, and as such, upon my arrival, I didn't have so much as one single penny on me at all !
You see, Less than 13 hours, before I boarded the plane, John had rang me, from the states,
& said to me... "Come over to the USA Lay... I'm there myself, and you can stay with me...
I can give you enough work myself, to cover the cost of your airfare...
I'm only staying for another week... So, if you find that you really dont like LA... You can come
back to the UK with me, in less than a week...
But, Should you decide that you DO happen to like it over here... & you dont want to fly back with me...
Then I can easily arrange for you to stay on for a bit, and do some more work..."
Hmmmm... That just sounds soooo innocent, doesn't it ? "stay on for a bit and do some more work..."
Well, I guess you all know the next bit... I DID stay on for a bit... And I did do... a FEW films...
So John... Thats Why I think that its perhaps I, who should be congratulating you !!!
So Thanks John... !
Lets just say..."I owe u 1"...
To Cornish Chris...
Dont worry... you know I will
Author: Charlie (www.TotalROCK.com)
I did
Well, Ok I didn't..I 'E'd you instead !!!
To richard...
Thankyou very much for your lovely comments
To han c
Thankyou !
To Matt,
My first release, will be the new "Buttwoman"
Schedule as follows... May, Shoot it, June / July Edit etc...
August, I'm back in the states for a month of publicity etc,
(Apparently going to be on the "Tera Patrick Show" etc)
September, Release Movie
Has Patrick contracted me to a series of films?
Well, the key word here is "Contracted"...
At this present moment I am NOT under contract,
So the answers currently no...
But... who knows what the future holds ???
You also asked, Will I appearing on screen with Charlene or Tiffany?
Sorry Matt, but the truthful answer, is that I haven't got a clue
To Charlie...
Thankyou very much for your compliments
To Phil McC & Violet...
Hope going "Down South", wasn't too traumatic for you both !!!
& hopefully, its stopped raining by now... !!!
(Yeah.. As if...)
To "Lurker"...
NO CHANCE OF THAT 4 A LONG WHILE !!!
To Mr (One in a million)
The one and only... Mr Bob Singleton...
You will... Hopefully on the 16th
Ps... You were right too ! I HAVE seen fairies at the bottom of my garden ! xx
To zasuna...
Dont worry... I wont !
& finally,
To Clunk...
Dont worry... I will !
Thats all I think... After all, it IS "Oscars" Night In Hollywood...
So I've kinda got into the idea of long acceptance speeches !!!
So... Wanna call me self indulgent ?
GOOD... Cause I AM !!!
and if you do think so..
THEN SCREW YOU !!!
Luv,
(A Very Happy)
Lay xx
www.laylaXXXjade.com
ps... did you lot know, that if you type "poo bum willy wee-wee" into any major search engine... BGAFD gets TOP RANKING !!!
"Honest"...
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