How do you make a perfect cup of tea?

[Pervert]

I'm just talking about tea as God intended---without any milk or sugar.

[woodgnome]

that maybe the case for those who worship pagan gods in the celtic north but in the south, the c of e is absolutely adamant: milk in tea is an incontrovertible requirement for those seeking true salvation.

sadly, this causes many to drown their cuppas in the white stuff, as they attempt to curry favour with the maitre'd of that great tea garden in the sky. in reality though, (spiritually and for those of a discriminating palate), all one needs is a modest dash of the stuff to compliment the tannic tang of a good, strong brew.

ssssssssssiiiippp - aaaaaaaaahhh!!!!

[Deuce Bigolo]

I'll stick to me Instant Coffee if its all the same

2 desert spoons of coffee,4 sugars & a centimetre of milk

cheers
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[Deuce Bigolo]

He's probably bathing in one as we speak

Wouldn't put it past him...soaking up all those anti-oxidants

Super Model skin by morning

cheers
B....OZ

[monkeyman]

Milk, sugar water and some gullible bastard to make it while you sit on your ass. Hey, I drink coffee, what the fuck do I know? apart from the fact i'm not gullible enough to make somebody elses.

[Deuce Bigolo]

The Office Junior(sorely missed) and very under rated when it came to getting coffeee,tea,breakfast,lunch & snacks

cheers
B....OZ

[Bronson Lee]

Not bad ....... but Wu Tang Clan are much better !

[Bronson Lee]

He's keeping a low one because Carol caught him putting the used tea bag's down his pants to keep them warm until he needs another cupper !

[Deuce Bigolo]

I defer to your superior inside information

So his nuts are constantly on fire?..must be a living hell!!!!!

cheers
B....OZ