Insuring parts of the body

[Pervert]

Terry, this is becoming an obsession. We may have to put you on the same course of treatment that worked so successfully for Magoo that he now actually doesn't mind a certain pus-filled plook that lived on Frank Skinner's arse.

[steve56]

hi magoo,thats funny i bought some jeans from oxford st a year ago?and i insisted they must have zips cant get on with buttons i have bought them b4 and regreted it.

[nosey]

Can't say I have had any trouble with zips or buttons on jeans because I have never worn or even possessed a pair of jeans!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[steve56]

never liked those terelene woosted trousers made my legs itch,corduroys are ok.

[Deuce Bigolo]

Takes too long to unbutton yourself Steve56?

You even miss out on a mini...lol

cheers
B....OZ

[denise davies]

im getting my boobs insured soon

denise davies

[Pervert]

The Government should cover the cost of the insurance, Denise, seeing as they are national treasures.