Paris Hilton Spam? I Have Not Had Any

[crofter]

you must have your ?junk mail? filter turned up to the max in your email prefs Magoo as I am still getting the stuff .... bastards.
Paris Hilton is one of the American society IT Girls and heir(ess) to the Hilton Hotel fortune along with her sister, anyway not sure what spam you could get if Paris Hilton was actually a hotel??

[nosey]

I have!!!! and yes it is a girl of the hotel chain family. I can't recall whether I clicked on the link or not so can't explain why I've had this spam.

[crofter]

no it is nothing to do with clicking on any link nosey, it is just a way of trying to get you to visit the spammers site by advertising something that might be of interest in the tagline.

[Lizard]

I,m sorry to hear your not getting 'Hilton' spam maggs, do you want some JB spam, it,s much tastier! or I could send you some real spam, I think I still have a tin left over from the great depression, sell by date 1/3/1936, but should still be alright, you could always curry it and test it on the dog first....
ps, whats the weather like in Newcastle at the moment, I,m due to be up there soon with wor lass, for a courtesy visit, and some pigeon rustling outside grays monument, I will also be purchasing some cheap tabs from those nice ladies in the indoor market!

[Pervert]

Don't worry, I've done a deal with the 647 different spammers who have filled my inbox---and in exchange for leaving me alone, I've given them your email address. Have fun wading through it.

No, I wouldn't. These people make the Jehovahs seem reasonable, and Readers Digest unobtrusive. I wouldn't even send them Baddiel's email details.

[Lizard]

hadabadeiel@fuckwit.co.uk.................
skinabrummie@talentless.co.uk..........

I feel a Mod attack coming on.......

[Pervert]

Thanks for raising a laugh, Lizard. Get that man a big cup of tea.

[Lizard]

Mmmmmmmmmmmm, Tea and spam..