GOD

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nosey
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GOD

Post by nosey »

Who were GOD'S parents???????????.
Terry May
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Re: GOD

Post by Terry May »

Oh dear ,I feel a long and interminable thread coming on.
Pervert
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Re: GOD

Post by Pervert »

It will be when JJ gets involved----philosophy, advanced celestrial mechanics (then Steve will ask if that's the group Mike Rutherford formed after quitting Genesis---probabaly in 1969), philology, philately, theology (was that Kojak's full name lol--S56), comparative theology, and advanced plumbing. In that order. If you're lucky.
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mutanthalibut
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Re: GOD

Post by mutanthalibut »


1st there came Halibut of creation.

Then there came Halibut of destruction.

Then there was cataclysm.

Now there is now.
steve56
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Re: GOD

Post by steve56 »

when i was young i thought god was related to jesus,all very confusing.
Deuce Bigolo
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Post by Deuce Bigolo »

Thank god for questions like this one

keeps those do gooders tied up in knots so they won't be pestering us normal barbarians going about our lives

cheers
B....OZ

If God had parents I'd assume they'd be called ma & pa
jj
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Post by jj »

errrr.........Mr and Mrs God?
Sorry to disappoint. Too early in the day for all that philately bollocks.
"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
Lizard
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Re: GOD

Post by Lizard »

Richard and Judy.

Hope this helps.

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jj
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Post by jj »

...and, of course, Jesus was an Almighty bastard.......
"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
steve56
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Re: GOD

Post by steve56 »

right on..
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