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425 million years---yeah, that was about the last time I used mine.
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The Worlds Biggest Collector Of Ben Dover DVD`s
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The Worlds Biggest Collector Of Ben Dover DVD`s
Koppite Till I Die
Remember - You`ll Never Walk Alone
Re: Phew-I feared this might be a forumite
Mine's a bit wrinkly, but is yet to show any signs of mineralisation.
Come to think of it, it turning to stone might not be a bad thing........
Come to think of it, it turning to stone might not be a bad thing........
"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
signification...."
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Okay, about to get rather distasteful here:
If mine could only manage the length and girth---though hopefully not the smell---of my shits, I suspect I could make it as a porn star.
If mine could only manage the length and girth---though hopefully not the smell---of my shits, I suspect I could make it as a porn star.
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The Worlds Biggest Collector Of Ben Dover DVD`s
Koppite Till I Die
Remember - You`ll Never Walk Alone
The Worlds Biggest Collector Of Ben Dover DVD`s
Koppite Till I Die
Remember - You`ll Never Walk Alone
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I've had second thoughts about the above- it might cause the odd bit of difficulty with peeing............
"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
signification...."