Christmas decorations

[Terry May]

Well it seems that the season of goodwill is now truly upon us but can anyone tell me just why my neighbour has festooned the exterior of their house with so much neon tat that it now resembles little more than a Vegas whorehouse?



(insert witless comment here)

[IdolDroog]

loll i have been saying for the last few years - simple is the way to go, just simple rows or clusters of white lights, maybe even flashing, but better not, none of that shit u just described. dont stress i think thats the look of the early 90s and i think people are finally catching on...the look of the 00's

[mart]

I think it's 5th Avenue NY where the only Christmas decorations are a long row of trees up the centre, standard height, white lights only. Looks spectacular.

Mart

[woodgnome]

they do the same on the champs elysee.

[jj]

........then that'd be the only time in history that anything from 5th Ave. (centre of NY's advertising 'industry'?) could ever be described as 'restrained'..........

[Ace]

I sympathise. There is nothing more gaudy than shite like that next door. Steve McFaddon (Phil Mitchell) is a renowned cunt for this and deliberatley upsets his neighbours with more and more tacky bollocks to wind them up. He better not start that shit when he moves up here to be near his nightclub as is well documented.

[Terry May]

I am now looking out my window watching my well meaning but muddle headed neighbour standing in his front garden trying to erect that most traditional of Christmas symbols - a 15 foot inflatable Homer Simpson.

I feel that I may be using my garden rake very soon for non gardening purposes