Women you should refuse . . . .

[Pervert]

. . . . when they proposition you:

1) Jordan.

Do you really want your night of passion ruined when you read the following day's paper and find a front page piece on her saying what a lousy shag you are?

[Pervert]

2) Anna Kournikova.

Apart from not wanting that ice hockey player's sloppy seconds, and Iglesias junior's sloppy thirds, she recently had to give up tennis---which means the exercise will decrease---and the resemblance to Boris Yeltsin will increase.

(A number of months back, one forumite expressed the hope that her tennis career would go tits up and she'd have to turn to porn modelling to pay the bills. While it's not at that stage just now, he may very well get his wish).

[Pervert]

3) Sophie Raworth (or Samira Ahmed, Zeinab Badawi or any other TV newsreader).

Would you want someone, at the height of passion, saying, "And this just in . . . ."?

[Deuce Bigolo]

3) dawn french....likely to mistake you for an edible snack

cheers
B....OZ

[Pervert]

Nice one, Buttsie!

[Pervert]

4) Daniela Hantuchova.

"Honest, Officer, I didn't break her back---I just gave her a gentle hug!"

[Pervert]

5) Sarah Michelle Geller.

Could you sleep soundly with someone who offs vampires in her spare time?

[Lizard]

Ivana Trump!................just in case she does

[steve56]

claire short/ann widdecombe.

[Marino]

My advice, Don't turn down any woman, at least you et laid who cares if she slags you off you've emptied your balls.